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#1 Zod

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:14 AM

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Listen up Seattle! You are now ON NOTICE!

Friends, Huddlers, Carolinians, lend me your beers.

This week begins anew the NFL Season. A time in which our hearts and minds turn from beaches and bikinis to large sweaty men hitting one another on a field of plastic grass. A time when Sundays no longer mean mowing the lawn just to escape the horrors of our pathetic domesticated existence, if only for a moment.

I submit to you on this day that football is our liberation. This week, we take back our balls.

First up on our schedule and inevitable road to glory is the provincial town of Seattle. This suburb of Vancouver is best known for its god awful weather, foul coffee, and a music genre named after the stuff you clean out from betwixt your toes. While not discussing the intricacies of Twilight, Seattle residents are known to try their best to acclimate to American culture by watching our national past time, football.

This Sunday, the Seattle Seahawks fall victim to the Carolina Panthers and serve as a sacrifice to the gods of football. Their inferior cast of players, while heralded in the media, are nothing more than paper puppets pathetically perpetuating the practice of pomposity.

Men, look at their shiny unblemished exterior. I say beneath that vomit green veneer is weakness. Weakness is meant to be exploited.

And exploit it... we shall.

This season the Panthers have put together a group of individuals whose skills mesh into what will be known as the greatest team of all time.

The leader is a wise statesman who formulated the plan. Once a great player himself, he now provides the wisdom necessary to guide his team to victory.

On offense is a smooth talking snappy dresser whose grace on the field makes winning seem effortless. A man the ladies want and the men want to be. One might say he is the face of the franchise

On defense a leader has emerged whose gameplay seems both amazing and insane all at once. The way he throws himself at defenders forces some to wonder if he may be a slight bit crazy.

The muscle is provided by a man so angry and feared that he has become legend. Cross him, and your foolishness will be pitied.

Ladies and gentleman, while the Seahawks can be considered a B team, the Panthers are the A-Team.

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#2 SuperJTheGreat

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:17 AM

PIE DAY IF WE WIN NEXT MONDAY. CAM YOU BEAUTIFUL MUTHA fugER GET THIS DONE.



#3 SuperJTheGreat

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:17 AM

Got Dammit I love this time of the year. Luke you sexy ass fuger get it done as well!



#4 TheRumGone

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:19 AM

paper puppets pathetically perpetuating the practice of pomposity.

 



#5 Jackofalltrades

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:19 AM

The Regular Season has OFFICIALLY begun!!!!



#6 bleys

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:27 AM

maybe one of the best "on notice" threads yet...



#7 L-TownCat

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:30 AM

Welp, I'm excited.

Thanks for making this week seem even longer Zod.

#8 ItsNotGonnaBeAlright

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:31 AM

Oh my god....an "on notice"?

Superbowl.

#9 KendrickPanther

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:33 AM

We do not sow!



#10 Shufdog

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:35 AM

WOW!!! I haven't seen one of these in a LONG time!!!



#11 KittyLover

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:36 AM

Why couldn't it start today?!?!?!?!?  Why?!?!?!?  



#12 Dex

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:45 AM

Panties = soaked.

#13 Captain Morgan

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:46 AM

The Radar.

 

We are flying under it.

 

And next Sunday, the football world will know us.

 

They will know us as a team that lost all the close games LAST year.

 

They will know us as a team that learned from that, and got better, both mentally and with improved players.

 

They will know us as the team that beat the sportswriters darling, the Seahawks, and did not surprise themselves.

 

They will know as the team that caused wailing and gnashing of teeth in all of Washington state, Bristol Ct, and most certainly in Buffalo.

 

And how will they know us?

 

 

with fear.

 

As the great actor who played B..A, Barachus said (in another role)..."my prediction?   

 

 

 

Pain."



#14 Panthro

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:55 AM

Thank you Zod.

#15 SCP

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 10:02 AM

Excellent. 2013 has begun.



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