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Listen up Seattle! You are now ON NOTICE!

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I'll be back Sunday to listen to Carolina fans excuses to why Seattle won.

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Better chance you never show up at all..

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Bleys, your name always makes me go to the fridge for something.. slips my mind what it is though.. hiccup

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A lot of troll Seahawk fans in here lol. I think most fans expect a good, close game. Most fans at the more popular Seahawks message board expect a close game and aren't overlooking this game at all. We're going to be without three of our top 4 pass rushers, so we're going to need everything we've got to get this win. I'm expecting a close and probably sloppy game since it's the first of the season.

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Seattle 31 -  Panthers - 17

 

Is that dude on the right of your sig the guy they got to play Bilbo Baggins? That dudes a pretty good actor. Who are them other guys?

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Listen up Seattle! You are now ON NOTICE!

Friends, Huddlers, Carolinians, lend me your beers.

This week begins anew the NFL Season. A time in which our hearts and minds turn from beaches and bikinis to large sweaty men hitting one another on a field of plastic grass. A time when Sundays no longer mean mowing the lawn just to escape the horrors of our pathetic domesticated existence, if only for a moment.

I submit to you on this day that football is our liberation. This week, we take back our balls.

First up on our schedule and inevitable road to glory is the provincial town of Seattle. This suburb of Vancouver is best known for its god awful weather, foul coffee, and a music genre named after the stuff you clean out from betwixt your toes. While not discussing the intricacies of Twilight, Seattle residents are known to try their best to acclimate to American culture by watching our national past time, football.

This Sunday, the Seattle Seahawks fall victim to the Carolina Panthers and serve as a sacrifice to the gods of football. Their inferior cast of players, while heralded in the media, are nothing more than paper puppets pathetically perpetuating the practice of pomposity.

Men, look at their shiny unblemished exterior. I say beneath that vomit green veneer is weakness. Weakness is meant to be exploited.

And exploit it... we shall.

This season the Panthers have put together a group of individuals whose skills mesh into what will be known as the greatest team of all time.

The leader is a wise statesman who formulated the plan. Once a great player himself, he now provides the wisdom necessary to guide his team to victory.

On offense is a smooth talking snappy dresser whose grace on the field makes winning seem effortless. A man the ladies want and the men want to be. One might say he is the face of the franchise

On defense a leader has emerged whose gameplay seems both amazing and insane all at once. The way he throws himself at defenders forces some to wonder if he may be a slight bit crazy.

The muscle is provided by a man so angry and feared that he has become legend. Cross him, and your foolishness will be pitied.

Ladies and gentleman, while the Seahawks can be considered a B team, the Panthers are the A-Team.

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I love it when a plan comes together.

Panthers 24 - Seahawks 17

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Bravo. this is great

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Remember this Panthers offense scored no TD's! 

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Remember this Panthers offense scored no TD's!

Sucks when the equivalent of a college coach thinks he can outsmart NFL talent.

With that said Petey won't last long.

I predict your fan base will hang onto last years "success" for the next several years while the 9ers curb stomp you year in and year out.

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Remember this Panthers offense scored no TD's! 

 

No offensive touchdowns???? Holy poo???? Seahawks must have won by like......4 points.

 

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Sucks when the equivalent of a college coach thinks he can outsmart NFL talent.

With that said Petey won't last long.

I predict your fan base will hang onto last years "success" for the next several years while the 9ers curb stomp you year in and year out.

 

Your prediction is your opinion, so to each their own on that.

 

Just because he's had success in college makes him prone to promotion? He's done well in college and has shown ability to do well at the NFL. He's built a roster full of talent and what many are saying are one of the top teams in the NFL. He's done very well turning over what was a team with a top 5 pick on draft day to a superbowl contender.

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I put what would be a good response on this thread on the "Defense" thread, so if you give a Panther's patootie, you can read it there.

* Both teams play their best, Seattle by 3.5.

* Seattle w/ jet lag, Seattle edges Carolina by ?

* Carolina off their feed, Seattle by 7+.

* Seattle off their feed, Carolina by 3.

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I'll be back Sunday to listen to Carolina fans excuses to why Seattle won.

You guys are supposed to win by 70, right? Warm up game for the 9ers? I don't need to make a fuging excuse if we lose.

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