I should have realized the special, inbred type of Louisiana stupid when he didn't get the Animal House reference and tried to correct the quote.
Then he does the Alicejandra thing and talks about how much he makes, all while living in an area with a per capita income less than $11k.
Here's an obscure movie quote for you...
what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.