That awkward moment when dad hits the DVR to check out the cheerleaders. With mom in the room.
Fearless Predictions - Seahawks EditionCarolina Panthers
Posted 05 September 2013 - 08:35 AM
John Clayton just picked the Panthers to upset.
That fuggin' bandwagoner! ESPN sux.
Oh wait, he picked the Panthers?!
Fuggin' bandwagoner. ESPN still sux.
Posted 05 September 2013 - 08:44 AM
We get a reminder of why Ted Ginn is good at what he does.
Another reminder that our MLB is the best in the biz.
Davis lays lynch out in one of those DAAAAAMMMNNMN! Moments.
Posted 05 September 2013 - 08:58 AM
i have a weird feeling that we pretty much dominate.
they do remind me of us last year in the opener. lofty expectations, a sensational rookie qb, overconfident.
i'm gonna say 31-17
Posted 05 September 2013 - 09:11 AM
we win the coin toss.
we decide we want to receive. ball kicked to ginn who runs it back for a TD.
seahawks get the ball. lynch gets stuffed on first down, TFL thanks to star. 2nd down and long wilson gets sacked. on 3rd, while facing another big hit from the DL, throws it into the hands of josh norman. pick 6.
seahawks get the ball again and look like they are having a decent drive making a couple first downs, but then are forced to punt.
panthers get the ball back and impose their will all the way down the field mixing it up nicely between passing and running. tolbert powers it into the end zone.
seahawks next drive nets them a FG.
panthers slack off a little and and after a failed drive get the ball back into the seahawks hands and they rush for a TD.
that's the score heading into the 2nd half.
2nd half, seahawks start out fairly strong and get into the endzone again.
next possession, the panthers stall out and put themselves barely in FG range. gano kicks a 55+ yard FG.
next posession gano kicks the seahawks back inside the 20 and after a little bit of intimidation and a false start or two, the defense backs the seahawks up against the GL where on third and long, wilson gets sacked for a safety.
defense and offense are both fired up and cam starts a great drive that winds up with ginn getting his 2nd TD of the day on his first catch of the day...a 70 yard display of beauty from cam and ginn.
the seahawks offense stalls out a couple times, but in the 4th quarter manages a good drive that gets them into the endzone.
the panthers come back with a plan to take as much time off the clock and just keep running the ball down the field. they get to the goalline and cam flys over the defenders heads and lands rolling into the endzone.
after that the seahawks manage to do nothing offensively and the panthers manage to run out the clock.
your final fearless prediction...
panthers win, 40-24
*passes pipe to the left*
Posted 05 September 2013 - 09:28 AM
5 sacks from DL
Kuechly has 12 tackles
Smith, LeFell & Armanti combine for 13 catches 183 yards
Olsen has 10 catches alone
D.Will = 18 carries, 108 yards
Ginn has a return TD
Panthers 38, Seahawks 17
Posted 05 September 2013 - 09:36 AM
Kuechly will have the most tackles in the NFL at the end of the 1st week. (Somewhere around 16-18) He'll also grab an interception from Russell, setting our team in prime scoring position.
Our offense actually looks the same as it did in preseason; the Huddle crashes. May God have mercy on us all for the rest of the season.
Armanti won't be be active.
Star destroys Lynch in the 1st quarter, making him scared to run the rest of the game. (He'll finish with 76 yards rushing)
We win 16-13
Posted 05 September 2013 - 09:37 AM
The OL isn't terrible.
Cam doesn't throw a pick (would be amazing against this secondary)
The Kraken/Luke/Star show off the young core of the defense while scaring the poo out of people
We win, 24-20
Posted 05 September 2013 - 09:40 AM
Posted 05 September 2013 - 09:46 AM
I predict a huddle meltdown early Sunday evening followed by numerous posts calling for Rivera's head and numerous more posts questioning why the panthers picked this guy and how the hell did we cut that guy.