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Mr. Scot

Speaking of Odd Couples...

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A topcat friend of mine tells me that whenever they do appearances with players, the topcats jockey in position ruthlessly to get paired up with Luke.

 

Every model I shoot asks if they can meet him.

 

Luke's response each time is the same, he is happy in a committed relationship. Sorry ladies.

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A topcat friend of mine tells me that whenever they do appearances with players, the topcats jockey in position ruthlessly to get paired up with Luke.

 

Every model I shoot asks if they can meet him.

 

Luke's response each time is the same, he is happy in a committed relationship. Sorry ladies.

 

A football player with values too.  If I looked like Keuchly and had that kind of attention, I would be blazing a trail of tail across this land of ours.  I would be what the sluts call, "a slut."

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"Luke, I am your father."

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.... no really, I may be your father. You see, it was right before we played the Bengals in 1990...

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Keuchly might just be what Cam needed. He's going to make Cam better because he's fast enough and smart enough to challenge Cam every single practice.

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Rich, athletic, smart, good-looking-wonder what a bad day is for him? 

 

For me:  Having to park around back to keep the repo man from finding your 74 Vega is the start of a bad day.  Failing the driver's license test when the Spanish-speaking crop collector beside me passes.  Trying to hit on the cute girl at the mall with my line, "Do you come here often?" only to hear her reply, "Yes sir." 

 

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I can smell the ghey in here.  But what I wouldn't give to be Luke Kuechly....happily committed relationship my ass.

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.... no really, I may be your father. You see, it was right before we played the Bengals in 1990...

:lol:

Where's Maury Povich when you need him?

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I agree with and support everything that is happening in this thread.

As an aside, the Panthers.com folks should put up a video of the two of them having a one-on-one discussion about something. Wouldn't matter what. It would be most listened to thing in site history.

.......actually, screw Panthers.com. Zod, make it happen.

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