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Falcons on a 6 games losing streak!

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Big A    218

alice has 1,006 posts on the carolina huddle dot com

including time spent contextually browsing and typing, alice's average post takes roughly 5.5 minutes to assemble. that's 5,533 minutes, or 92 hours.

given that the majority of his posts on this account came after his return to the boards in may-ish of this year, that's 90 hours of alice's awesome, bentley-and-women-filled summer spent on these boards typing up lengthy treatises on how awesome his life is and how he's smarter than everyone on this board and totally has a life

90 hours. stretched over the summer and adjusting for hours spent sleeping that's something like 7% of his time spent on the huddle.

pretty pathetic huh

Gee bartender living in a house worth less than my home theater system, you really told me! Lol

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caddieman    3

Loss to SF

Loss to all 4 preseason games

Loss to Saints

Statistically according to Numbers Never Lie, teams starting 1-1, make playoffs 41% of the time. Teams starting 0-2 make playoffs 13.75% of the time.

 

 

Whoops! Looks like Atlanta has a 27.25% better chance of making the playoffs than the Panthers.............#'s never lie..........right?

 

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jackson113    1,800

Copying thread from AFMB trolls to try and troll us on a Panthers message board is super weak 

weak like matty ice's noodle arms?

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88 Bronco    1,303

Whoops! Looks like Atlanta has a 27.25% better chance of making the playoffs than the Panthers.............#'s never lie..........right?

 

That fat ass isn't one of ours, numbnuts.

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Mother Grabber    7,600

If Ryan is a noodle arm, and passes for more yards/TDs than Newton, what does that make Newton?

 

Matty Vag = Alex Smith.  He has outstanding receivers.  Give us White and Jones, and even RR couldn't fug up that offense.

 

 

PS  He has a butt ugly wife

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Big A    218

Matty Vag = Alex Smith. He has outstanding receivers. Give us White and Jones, and even RR couldn't fug up that offense.

PS He has a butt ugly wife

Wow, imagine if Cam Newton had Roddy, Julio, Gonzo and Harry Douglass to throw to, he hasn't really ever had a real #2 receiver! Yet Ryan is a top 5 QB according to most of the Falcons fans.

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SOJA    5,336

Yea as much as I hate the Falcons, that trade for Julio was so worth it. 

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