alice has 1,006 posts on the carolina huddle dot com
including time spent contextually browsing and typing, alice's average post takes roughly 5.5 minutes to assemble. that's 5,533 minutes, or 92 hours.
given that the majority of his posts on this account came after his return to the boards in may-ish of this year, that's 90 hours of alice's awesome, bentley-and-women-filled summer spent on these boards typing up lengthy treatises on how awesome his life is and how he's smarter than everyone on this board and totally has a life
90 hours. stretched over the summer and adjusting for hours spent sleeping that's something like 7% of his time spent on the huddle.
pretty pathetic huh