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Whatever you did last week, do the opposite now

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i'd never put gold bond powder on my crotch before tonight.

 

it's a bit more tingly than i thought it would be.

 

buuut....if it helps us win i guess i could do it the night before a game.

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I use both hands and tug on it like those sweepers in ice curling.

But hey, different strokes for different folks.

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I'm not going to try and catch shark tonight, I will stay sober tonight and I won't binge on bloody marries tomorrow. I'm lying through my teeth. If we lose tomorrow, it's on me guys. I am wearing a different jersey tomorrow though, and I don't plan on taking a shower this time.

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I'm not going to try and catch shark tonight, I will stay sober tonight and I won't binge on bloody marries tomorrow. I'm lying through my teeth. If we lose tomorrow, it's on me guys. I am wearing a different jersey tomorrow though, and I don't plan on taking a shower this time.

If you don't catch shark you can always chase the dragon

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I'm not going to try and catch shark tonight, I will stay sober tonight and I won't binge on bloody marries tomorrow. I'm lying through my teeth. If we lose tomorrow, it's on me guys. I am wearing a different jersey tomorrow though, and I don't plan on taking a shower this time.

 

Flip, I feel your pain.  This is so damn confusing. 

 

Should I hope we lose?  Should I have no hope?  Should I not watch the game?  Should I not visit the Huddle?

 

 

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I've never worn a Lions shirt during a Panther game. Maybe it's time for something drastic. Although I don't really feel comfortable with it.

Couldn't I just be nice to the lady at Dollar General when I do my errands? She is a royal pain after all.

Fug it. Anything for the team.

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I banged my wife and fed my dog.

Switching this around may be a challenge, but I'm up for it.

Well depends. Will your dog be ok with you going first too?

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You got your wife, the mother of your kids, drunk and put her on a crappy scooter and sent her out into the night?

Dude, that scooter was top of the line, electric and poo.

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Last week since the game was 10 AM in cali, I had no beer. This week.. fug it, lots of beer!

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My morning routine will is already dufferent, as I won't be spending the morning waiting for directv to come fix their equipment.

I also didn't even have a drink last night, which is highly unusual.

And I just finished crawling out of the attic, draining off water from the AC's drip pan that was over flowing.

This will make for an awkward routine.

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Don't we all like to have a sense of control when something is completely out of our control.

 

Last week I worked out before the game, this week I can eat a bunch of cookies before the game. But I'm telling you now, if it works I'm not turning into a fat ass just so our team can win the Superbowl. :stuff:

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Last week at this time I was loading my truck with tailgate supplies. This week I'm not.

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Don't we all like to have a sense of control when something is completely out of our control.

Last week I worked out before the game, this week I can eat a bunch of cookies before the game. But I'm telling you now, if it works I'm not turning into a fat ass just so our team can win the Superbowl. :stuff:

Come on, it's for the team. Your husband won't mind.

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