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Whatever you did last week, do the opposite now

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You got your wife, the mother of your kids, drunk and put her on a crappy scooter and sent her out into the night? 

sounds like a thursday.

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Well I didn't drink last weekend, might as well tomorrow.

 

It'll help whether we win or lose.

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You got your wife, the mother of your kids, drunk and put her on a crappy scooter and sent her out into the night? 

sounds right..

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my left hand is going to have so much fun tonight!!

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my left hand is going to have so much fun tonight!!

 

So you used the right hand last week? Right hand called Handgela and left hand called Palmela?

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i'd never put gold bond powder on my crotch before tonight.

 

it's a bit more tingly than i thought it would be.

 

buuut....if it helps us win i guess i could do it the night before a game.

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I use both hands and tug on it like those sweepers in ice curling.

But hey, different strokes for different folks.

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I'm not going to try and catch shark tonight, I will stay sober tonight and I won't binge on bloody marries tomorrow. I'm lying through my teeth. If we lose tomorrow, it's on me guys. I am wearing a different jersey tomorrow though, and I don't plan on taking a shower this time.

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I'm not going to try and catch shark tonight, I will stay sober tonight and I won't binge on bloody marries tomorrow. I'm lying through my teeth. If we lose tomorrow, it's on me guys. I am wearing a different jersey tomorrow though, and I don't plan on taking a shower this time.

If you don't catch shark you can always chase the dragon

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I'm not going to try and catch shark tonight, I will stay sober tonight and I won't binge on bloody marries tomorrow. I'm lying through my teeth. If we lose tomorrow, it's on me guys. I am wearing a different jersey tomorrow though, and I don't plan on taking a shower this time.

 

Flip, I feel your pain.  This is so damn confusing. 

 

Should I hope we lose?  Should I have no hope?  Should I not watch the game?  Should I not visit the Huddle?

 

 

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