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I'm crafting a carefully-written letter to Jerry Richardson. What should I say?

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PhillyB    40,346

I've typed up a two-page draft. All ideas, mind-blowing stats, witty lines, thematic ideas, presentation strategies, and general input is welcome.

 

i've already nixed my own idea of xeroxing my butt and printing it, so that one's out already.

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Zod    14,969

Allow me...

 

Sup J-Dawg! Hows it hangin, Broseph.

Dude, can we get some ballers up in here yo?

Cordially,

PhillyB

 

 

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Growl    7,708

Lol wait until you get the photocopied handwritten letter response back form his secretary through her email

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PhillyB    40,346

Sup J-Dawg! Hows it hangin, Broseph.

Dude, can we get some ballers up in here yo?

Cordially,

PhillyB

i'm already editing my letter to exclude any words that weren't in common usage before 1975

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panthers90    545

pie chart with games under 7 points we have won

pie chart with games we have lead going into the 4th, and lost

 

edit: in percentages cuz I guess that's how pie charts work.

second edit: photoshop panthers playing in an empty BOFA, and a full LA stadium.

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PhillyB    40,346

How about a pie chart with the number of winning seasons.....

i've debated including this, but i don't want to come across as a complete asshat. i also declined to include any funny rivera memes.

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pstall    5,759

tell him you have an interwebs friend who has already raised 1412.72 via kickstarter in one day and if you don't act soon you will be the one handing out water bottles on Morehead.

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TANTRIC-NINJA    2,638

I would start off by suggesting that he get that heart in the Nine Inch Nails "Closer" video.

At least we could get him to be in the mid 90's socially and be sorta steampunk cool.

I would then invite him to hang on my screen door sprayed with Flex Seal on Lake Norman because this is how OG pimps play!!

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FattyFatFat    1,110

Hey jerr,

Remember that feeling you got when you caught the game winning touchdown pass from Johnny Unitas back in '59 to win the championship?

That's the exact opposite of the way we feel as fans of the Panthers.

Yours in Christ,

Phillip B.

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