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I'm crafting a carefully-written letter to Jerry Richardson. What should I say?

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Tell him that it's getting harder to justify purchasing panthers memorabilia when the product on the field is subpar, much like Hardees after he sold it.

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haven't seen to much actual constructive advice yet

 

Ummmm, yeah......

 

.... not sure you're gonna get any. I'd simply start quoting from Rivera's pressers, that may get you somewhere.

 

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ask him why ron coaches the team as if he's a retarded stubhub tree

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Tell him my last bucket of Bojangles chicken was greasy

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Also inform him that the fan base grows apathetic, much like the Oiler's and Ram's fan bases did before they moved.

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I'd wait until next week to send a letter.  Honestly if they beat the Giants the season might not be a total loss.  But we're all expecting the worst so...at least have the first draft ready.

 

I'd just ask what is his plan for the next HC and why should we expect different results this time?  He kept Rivera, and it's the same old same old as the past two years.  Mention that he is losing fans left and right and he'd better get this ship back afloat before the stadium is full of opponents fans.

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i'm taking an angle aimed at shifting perception of his priorities and social responsibility to provide a winning football team given the prevalence of it in american culture

 

also he's getting up there in age so i'm providing maudlin blaise pascal quotes and lines from the gladiator to give him some existential perspective

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I'd ask his mail screener how he enjoys his job.

My guess: That's the only person who's going to wind up reading it.

 

I don't know.  In 2010, he reached out to a lot of fans that had sent in letters unhappy with how the team was going.

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Send him this.

 

 

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i'm taking an angle aimed at shifting perception of his priorities and social responsibility to provide a winning football team given the prevalence of it in american culture

also he's getting up there in age so i'm providing maudlin blaise pascal quotes and lines from the gladiator to give him some existential perspective

There's your answer. Nothing but gladiator quotes.

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Philly, you are a smart guy and I´m sure you could produce a very well written and very well thought out letter.

 

That said, if JR has no clue there is something fundamentally wrong in Pantherland, chances are nothing you could write is liable to get through to his calcified grey matter.

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Maybe that's the plan...Get the fans so pissed off and apathetic that he can pull the vans up and move out in the night.. I bet Nogales Mexico would love to have his team....bullfights and glorious Panthers football..suggest that to him

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