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I'm crafting a carefully-written letter to Jerry Richardson. What should I say?



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#16 Vampire the buffet slayer

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:58 PM

I heard you had a successful heart transplant.



Whens the brain coming?

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:00 PM

Tell him it's time to stop trying to be like the Steelers. Hell the Steelers ain't even the Steelers anymore.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:01 PM

Ask him what he thinks his role is for the organization and ask him how he feels he has failed the role and more specifically what he thinks his mistakes have been and how they have played a role in the failure of the team, or as he would say, product.

 

 

I'd really like to know what failures JR would take responsibility for if anything, or if he even realizes he plays a part in this failure of a team.



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:01 PM

Should also try to collect some signatures. Ill damn sure sign.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:01 PM

I'd ask his mail screener how he enjoys his job.

My guess: That's the only person who's going to wind up reading it.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:02 PM

Should also try to collect some signatures. Ill damn sure sign.


With love,

From all the retards at the huddle.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:06 PM

Actually, he does read the vast majority of letters and a friend of mine even got a call from him and they had lunch in downtown Charlotte.

 

So, if it's the real deal...



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:07 PM

Ask him why he brought back a coach who is too gutless to go for wins.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:10 PM

haven't seen to much actual constructive advice yet

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:13 PM

Tell him that it's getting harder to justify purchasing panthers memorabilia when the product on the field is subpar, much like Hardees after he sold it.



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:14 PM

haven't seen to much actual constructive advice yet

 

Ummmm, yeah......

 

.... not sure you're gonna get any. I'd simply start quoting from Rivera's pressers, that may get you somewhere.
 



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:16 PM

ask him why ron coaches the team as if he's a retarded stubhub tree



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:18 PM

Tell him my last bucket of Bojangles chicken was greasy



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:22 PM

Also inform him that the fan base grows apathetic, much like the Oiler's and Ram's fan bases did before they moved.



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:26 PM

I'd wait until next week to send a letter.  Honestly if they beat the Giants the season might not be a total loss.  But we're all expecting the worst so...at least have the first draft ready.

 

I'd just ask what is his plan for the next HC and why should we expect different results this time?  He kept Rivera, and it's the same old same old as the past two years.  Mention that he is losing fans left and right and he'd better get this ship back afloat before the stadium is full of opponents fans.