Posted 19 September 2013 - 09:12 AM
A WHOLE PIE!
OK, so your mongoloid QB has two super bowl rings. Fugitaboutit. NY style pizza is pretty fuging delish. Fugitaboutit. Your franchise has been around about 5 times longer than my franchsie. Fugitaboutit. Uncle Jack's Steakhouse on 9th Ave. is one of my favorite steakhouses in America. FUGITABOUTIT! What fuging pisses me off about you holier-than-thou know-it-all assholes are the ridiculous morons you let migrate south out of the New York/New Jersey area. I lived in Miami for 6 years. Every other person I met claimed to be from the New York/New Jersey area. I move back to the Carolina's, every other person I meet claims to be from the New York/New Jersey area. You guys are like herpies. That's fine,I get it. Most of these losers couldn't make it up there so they had to run south where they thought they'd dominate the job market. Cheaper taxes, better weather, hotter women, unions not running amuck jacking up the costs of labor, car jackings are not the norm. Trust me, the reasons to move south are applenty. Well apparently that plan is failing because 9 out of 10 Giants fans down here still wear their same apparel from 1983. My deduction is that all of the good yankees stay up north. What successful adult still rocks a "Who Farted" t-shirt and Giants branded Swatch Watch to Applebee's? I swear to God, last year's Thursday night Giants/Panthers game was like stepping into an Eastbay magazine shoot from 1984. Ugly ass Giants gear made by Apex, Madonna's Greatest Hits blaring from every tailgate radio, LA Gear brand Giants jackets with gigantic logos, Starter t-shirts with exploding colors, hats made out of sweat pant material, fuging denim shorts with NYG air brushed on the ass, and those fuging loose fitting Zubaz tiger stripped pants (which allow you to be an asshole while remaining comfortable). New Yorkers are supposed to be the dominant breed right? Well fuging clean your selves up! Go to Amazon Prime and replace that old mustard stained Jeff Hostetler jersey. We get it, you are from New York. Whoop-di-fuging-doo. That does not give you the right to wear poo you bought at a New Jersey Turnpike service station 28 years ago. That Citgo logo on the side of your Giants hat is not "nostalgic", it's fuging white trash. Wearing Giant gear that makes you look like you just worked on a car for 48 hours straight is not cool, it's fuging white trash. Look southern New Yorkers, It's 2013. It's time to shell out a few dollars and clean up your act. Take the unemployment check that you are undoubtably getting from two states, and go to Yahoo and buy some clean clothes. Also, it's time to go to the DMV and pay taxes on your car and change your tags, losers.
As for the game, suck my dick. I know there will be 40,000 of you losers infesting my stadium because Panther fans are pussies and have already checked out. You want to talk some poo? I'm your huckleberry. I hope Eli throws 12 INTs to our pathetic excuse for a secondary. But alas, the game is tied at 14 entering the 4th quarter, then Ron Rivera happens: