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My wife is always saying "goodnight Luke" to this cucumber shaped object in her nightstand. I tell ya, women are weird, bro.

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Ref: Hey! Looks like your jersey is trying to run away from your man missile there buddy!

Luke: Your daughter is pregnant.

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"I won't be calling PI on you this week."

 

"Yeah... good decision."

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Ref: Hey.... .you know what this yellow thing is for?

Luke: ......uh...yeeehhh. You throw it whenever the away team does anything good. 'Big Smurk'

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Ref: "you can tackle me any day!"

Luke: "can I report this to NFL HR as sexual harassment claim? This is my workplace..."

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Ref: Would you mind if I called offsides?

Luke: ::stares::

 

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Don't brag kid, with that front four i can play MLB too.

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How in the hell does that NOT sound like Kookly?

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Ref: "Can you leave them a little dignity?"

 

Luke: "...No."

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Can I get an autograph at halftime?

 

Luke: " You cheat us out of this game and I'm gonna fuggin kill you. "

 

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