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fugen alice...you fat *****...no wonder your legs are so manly strong....they've been carrying your fat ass around all these years.  I bet you have at least one real strong wrist too, no?

 

 

why are you going to bother getting in shape?  you sit in mom and dad's house all day trying to get into the maids gramma panties while your dog licks the jiff of your crab infested nut sack. sounds like a waste of time....in fact...I recommend you just sit back and relax and just keep getting fatter and fatter.  You'll be able to use that as a good excuse next time a storm blows through that poo hole town of yours and you don't want to go out and help your fellow man like a normal human being would.

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What are you training for?

 

Look good pictures for teh huddlerz

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So posting a few pics from his public pics is"wanting his dick"?

Well then with him posting all my FB pics, my work info, photoshopping a match,com profile with more pics, creating meme from additional visits to my other FB page, he must really not just want the dick, but for me to pull some d!ildos out of his purse to use while he rides it! Great point! I had a feeling with all his preoccupation with my weight and all he wanted it!

 

what he does is fuging hilarious.   what you do is a pale, unimaginative, pathetic imitation.  

 

you have never had a creative thought in your entire existence.  the best thing that's ever happened to you in your life is www.carolinahuddle.com

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The Huddle is his only social interaction. No social life.

 

the holy grail of hypocrisy

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I lawled

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fugen alice...you fat *****...no wonder your legs are so manly strong....they've been carrying your fat ass around all these years. I bet you have at least one real strong wrist too, no?

why are you going to bother getting in shape? you sit in mom and dad's house all day trying to get into the maids gramma panties while your dog licks the jiff of your crab infested nut sack. sounds like a waste of time....in fact...I recommend you just sit back and relax and just keep getting fatter and fatter. You'll be able to use that as a good excuse next time a storm blows through that poo hole town of yours and you don't want to go out and help your fellow man like a normal human being would.

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I figured self pics and going around elementary schools were off limits to people like you....

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alice isn't allowed within 30 yards of a humane society

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Or elementary schools

Sent from my SGH-T999

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or dunkin donuts... that's not what the holes are for no matter how much you love food

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bitch please. i spend my mornings discussing ontology and historiographic methods and foucauldian theory with my homies at university because there's no life like nerd life. i spend my afternoons eating black bean burritos at old towne draught house and drinking pints of pale ale and catching up with my football team on the carolina huddle dot com. i spend my evenings slinging bottles and talking poo about football with patrons from across the country and writing papers when it's slow and swearing at sportscenter and getting paid for all of it. i spend my weekends hitting movies and bars with buddies and helping my four-month-old to learn to stand wiping baby barf off my beat-ass jeans while i pray her first words are "fug the saints." i do best man poo in weddings and scroll the huddle on my phone during boring-ass bullshit baby showers my wife drags me to. i bounce off to foreign countries with some buddies every couple of months to climb mountains and bike across obscure hinterland and learn new languages and broaden my understanding of humanity and try to finally finish that friggin book. i drive a goddamn rattletrap volvo station wagon with a homer simpson sticker on the window that nixon probably rode in as a kid that wouldn't get me fifty bucks in an auction but i pack that motherfuger full of my buddies and go buy pizza and beer and sit around and watch football and yell at captain munnerlyn and drink tequila because it's hispanic awareness month and ron rivera needs all the mojo he can get. and every sweet once in a while my kid goes to sleep and stays asleep and i'm not tired and my wife's not pumping breast milk and watching dumb tv shows and i get some poon.

meanwhile you get sneakers in the mail and take pictures of your stomach and post it on opposing team's forums and let the two events compete for the highlight of your month.

gtfo

But he has dose neighborhood kids dat won't leave him alone doe

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