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Panthers suck

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4 = how many fingers Alice can cram into his asshole using extra virgin olive oil

 

0 = the amount of times he's been affectionately touched by another human being

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4 = the number of times Alice has chickened out off killing himself in the past month

 

0 = the number of people that called him just to see what was going on and how he was doing in the same span of time

 

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4 = number of doors on Alice's Bently

 

0 = number of women who have used those doors

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4 = number of dog balls currently in Alice's face

 

0 = number of human breasts that have ever been in Alice's face

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it's called a satchel

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Got me confused with PhillyB, see for yourself:

http://s1213.photobucket.com/user/epicnomad/library/Internet%20Bullshit?sort=3&page=3

Then again, he's the guy that posts making fun of my briefcase being LV being feminine, yet travels wearing a MURSE and white with blue square Capri pants! LMFAO

 

You can put your weed in there.

 

Panthers start slow like this song.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bP6aVG6L1w

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the fug, philly

who is that fat poo with the orange teeth?

 

return of pffl

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4= Something about about male or dog genitalia

 

0= Something about female genitalia

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return of pffl

oh yeah I remember now

I was kinda hoping it was alice's new post-nautilus pics

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