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Coming to Carolina for the first time this week...

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The smell is what sticks with you.

Yes. This past St Patty's day I sat outside at Mellow Mushroom in downtown Asheville. Phenomenal weather. Enjoyed a nice spread of food and beer. Some good live music playing. In the meantime, 8 out of 10 women that walked by resembled a Roseanne Barr meets John Madden love child. Which can be sexy. But the smell of that hippy perfume totally fuged my calzone.

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Biltmore =/= Asheville

 

I spend about 10K a year keeping the wife happy by going to either Grove Park or Biltmore.  If you wanna tout a town that is about my speed to a 21 year old, knock yourself out.  Asheville is for the decrepit or the unusual.  I only go there because my wife goes down.

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oh shut the fug up about asheville

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oh shut the fug up about asheville

 

You can't have both Boone and Assville.  Have I told you today that I hate you? 

 

 

 

< u bearded ***>

 

 

lilsmitty is like 20, don't send him to the isle of bearded women, with that smell like Jacksonville low tide, on a random Tuesday, without change for a loonie, on boxing day. 

 

Asheville is better because of you but you cannot cover the stench that is New Orleans/San Francisco, NC.

 

 

<We still on for brunch Saturday?>

 

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The stereotypes ITT are hilarious.

I was born & raised in Charlotte, went to college there, and lived there for a few years after college. I love my hometown but Asheville is nicer. Also, the chicks are hotter here.

Since we're stereotyping....

In Charlotte, for every hot blonde the are 5 obese, single black women with multiple kids.

 

Wow, what exactly is wrong with black women there Spider?

 

I'll wait and bump this thread multiple times to hear that answer.

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The stereotypes ITT are hilarious.

I was born & raised in Charlotte, went to college there, and lived there for a few years after college. I love my hometown but Asheville is nicer. Also, the chicks are hotter here.

Since we're stereotyping....

In Charlotte, for every hot blonde the are 5 obese, single black women with multiple kids.

 

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Still waiting.....

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Wow, what exactly is wrong with black women there Spider?

I'll wait and bump this thread multiple times to hear that answer.

I never said there was anything wrong with them. But like other posters stated they don't like white chicks with body hair, I don't find 250lb black woman with multiple children by multiple men attractive.

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I never said there was anything wrong with them. But like other posters stated they don't like white chicks with body hair, I don't find 250lb black woman with multiple children by multiple men attractive.

 

This will not end well for you me thinks.

 

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I spend about 10K a year keeping the wife happy by going to either Grove Park or Biltmore. If you wanna tout a town that is about my speed to a 21 year old, knock yourself out. Asheville is for the decrepit or the unusual. I only go there because my wife goes down.

Sky diving, mountain climbing, white water rafting, hiking, camping, biking, nightlife, breweries, galleries, topless women, festivals, multiple music venues, restaurants, no church on every fuging corner, college campuses...

You are mistaken

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Yeah, OP go white water rafting and camping Saturday in Asheville. Temps expected to be mid 30s.

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Uh?

Our fanbase is so bad. Thanks though to all that helped! Lots of great recommendations!

Sorry, I was just feeling a bit frisky, all in jest. I'm sure you'll love Charlotte, it's a great city.

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