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MRSA Bay Buccaneers

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Where is apple bottom roof dude? He's been awful quiet recently.

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Somebody get SCP into the locker room to give pre-game speeches. 

 

Bravo per usual, sir. 

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Lol I miss that creepy roof cleaning guy

It must be roof cleaning season.

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I hope half our team doesn't come back infested with the Tampon Bay MRSA infection.. Our guys better stay away from their strip clubs as well, you know half the strippers have probably been infected by those fruit cake looking basstards

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I'm not very confident that we'll blow Tampa out. They've been scoring over 20 points lately. We'll most likely win, but I wouldn't be able to predict a score.

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Great post SCP ...think seriously about becoming the beat writer for the Cats. BTW MRSA is no joke. I'm in healthcare, and this stuff is definitely not diaper rash...although the Bucs may have that too.  

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At halftime, Donald Penn will be calling that Apple Cart Roof Cleaning guy to pressure wash the poop out of his jock strap after The Kraken knocks the fat out of his man tits.

 

 

this gave me a fuging coronary 

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holy poo that was amazing.  

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The Glazer family has thrown a tone of money around lately on names like Jackson, Revis, Golson, and Nicks. Big fugging deal. Maybe they should invest in a name like Chlorox.

And this is where I fugin' lost it. The first part made me grin a little bit, but this part had me cracking up.

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