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Marvin Austin signs with the Cowboys

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it's like....would you rather be punched in the face or in the balls?

Well, face. I love my testicles too much.

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isn't dwan suppose to come back soon though? not worried about it

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Fua has 9 tackles, right?

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The guy's an idiot and we don't need him in our locker room regardless of if he may be marginally better than Fua.

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Why are we talking about a player that has already been signed?

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MRSA contaminated mop water is better than FUA.

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I couldn't care less, homer or not. Is he really worse than Fua? Yes of no?

No. It's impossible to be worse than Fua. And that's not hyperbole.

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Fua has 9 tackles, right?

Dating back to 2010, yes.

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Dating back to 2010, yes.

 

Thank you sir for the clarification.  Not sure if I was confused or drunk.  What was the question?

 

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Thank you sir for the clarification. Not sure if I was confused or drunk. What was the question?

The question was: Is a sack of potatoes better than Fua at DT? The answer was yes because if you lay a sack of potatoes in the middle of a football field there is a better chance of the potatoes tripping up a running back more than 9 times in 2.5 years.

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