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#16 bigskypanthersguy

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Posted 21 October 2013 - 10:53 PM

MRSA contaminated mop water is better than FUA.



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Posted 21 October 2013 - 10:54 PM

I couldn't care less, homer or not. Is he really worse than Fua? Yes of no?


No. It's impossible to be worse than Fua. And that's not hyperbole.

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Posted 21 October 2013 - 10:55 PM

Fua has 9 tackles, right?


Dating back to 2010, yes.

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Posted 21 October 2013 - 11:00 PM

Dating back to 2010, yes.

 

Thank you sir for the clarification.  Not sure if I was confused or drunk.  What was the question?
 



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Posted 21 October 2013 - 11:04 PM

Thank you sir for the clarification. Not sure if I was confused or drunk. What was the question?


The question was: Is a sack of potatoes better than Fua at DT? The answer was yes because if you lay a sack of potatoes in the middle of a football field there is a better chance of the potatoes tripping up a running back more than 9 times in 2.5 years.

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Posted 21 October 2013 - 11:05 PM

I get angry when I see Fua on the field.  I haven't gotten angry at seeing a Panther player on the field since Clausen.  I fully well admit I was wrong all kinds of ways about not wanting us to draft Cam, but I was completely underwhelmed by drafting Forever Useless Atrocity when I saw his lowlight video on Youtube and his stunning career has done nothing to dissuade that view.  He cannot hold up in run defense, but I have at times sort of seen him have a tiny modicum of pass rush ability.  As a supposed nose tackle, that's horrifying.



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Posted 21 October 2013 - 11:07 PM

The question was: Is a sack of potatoes better than Fua at DT? The answer was yes because if you lay a sack of potatoes in the middle of a football field there is a better chance of the potatoes tripping up a running back more than 9 times in 2.5 years.

 

A corpse would make a better defensive tackle, because at least it'd have better odds of holding the line of scrimmage and the odds are its stench would gag a running back so that their forward momentum stopped. 

 

Failure Under Attack's only claim to fame is being blocked by gravity.



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Posted 21 October 2013 - 11:10 PM

The question was: Is a sack of potatoes better than Fua at DT? The answer was yes because if you lay a sack of potatoes in the middle of a football field there is a better chance of the potatoes tripping up a running back more than 9 times in 2.5 years.

 

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Posted 21 October 2013 - 11:30 PM

Obviously, SCP is not only the greatest poster on this site (and a WCU alum and ex-football player) but was once a 208 in the USAF with a level 5 security clearance. 

 

You people should take notice.

 

Pretty sure he was not a Sigma Chi.

 

And he is either drunk or does not have to work tomorrow.

 

I am both.




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