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As if the Panthers 4 wins weren't unimpressive enough already...

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If you knew anything about my profile. you would know that Lloyd Christmas misspelled Aspen in the movie Dumb and Dumber (Aspin). So yes, I misspelled it, ON PURPOSE. I do realize you may have never seen the movie because you were probably busy buying real estate, fancy cars or maybe having some famous painter create a portrait of you.

 

 

 

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If you knew anything about my profile. you would know that Lloyd Christmas misspelled Aspen in the movie Dumb and Dumber (Aspin). So yes, I misspelled it, ON PURPOSE. I do realize you may have never seen the movie because you were probably busy buying real estate, fancy cars or maybe having some famous painter create a portrait of you.

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it's kinda hard for DatFatFish to go out and watch movies when he's stuck inside all day playing the Spanish version of Dungeons and Dragons with Juan.

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Show yourself you fat, sweaty, incestual fug!

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ha ha big deal

 

panther beat imploding 49ers team

 

the panthers beat the 49ers?!?!?!!?! BIG DEAL! lmao! if it weren't for the panthers scoring 10 points they wouldn't have won! yeah i'm really scared of a team that won by just one point! i'm shaking in my shoes while the saints won by about seventy! yeah i'm really scared of the panthers! no really i'm so scared! haha so much sweat falling down my forehead! no i'm scared of the panthers haha you're one whole game behind us! haha you'll lose to all the rest of the teams i know it haha i'm not scared though we'll beat the 49ers i'm not scared im not scared IM NOT SCARED I SAID IM NOT SCARED OK!!>>!!>?!?!?!

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Damn I thought Alice hacked Philly's account. Great impersonation

 

i hit writers block trying to impersonate him so i scooped out a vessel of crisco and started eating in and voila!

 

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I actually wasn't going to say much, we both won good day, BUT since you want to throw around some stats

Let's start with this blurb:

SAN FRANCISCO -- Some NFL analysts remain skeptical of the Carolina Panthers because their five wins are against opponents with a combined record of 8-33.

But did you know their upcoming opponent, San Francisco, has won five straight against opponents that are a combined 13-28? And you don't hear much about it?

Hmm, sound like two team that haven't beat anyone played each other and barely beat each other

So Panthers defense sounds great, they stopped the run and held the offense to 9. What rank was that pass offense? 32nd. Overall where is that offense? 22nd

Ahh so great Panthers defense held the 22nd ranked offense to 9 and won by 1 point

Saints defense played Cowboys pass off ranked 5th ( a little better than 32nd) with total offense ranked 13th (better than 22nd) and held them to 2 TDs and a FG off a muffed punt, but WON BY 32 points, set an NFL record for first downs, a record for most yards in game while they scored on 8 of 10 drives,

How did I do? Lol. It takes more than defense and Panthers offense sucks. Two fumbles in last drive luckily bounced back to Stewart and Newton, if not, they lose.

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I actually wasn't going to say much, we both won good day, BUT since you want to throw around some stats

Let's start with this blurb:

SAN FRANCISCO -- Some NFL analysts remain skeptical of the Carolina Panthers because their five wins are against opponents with a combined record of 8-33.

But did you know their upcoming opponent, San Francisco, has won five straight against opponents that are a combined 13-28? And you don't hear much about it?

Hmm, sound like two team that haven't beat anyone played each other and barely beat each other

So Panthers defense sounds great, they stopped the run and held the offense to 9. What rank was that pass offense? 32nd. Overall where is that offense? 22nd

Ahh so great Panthers defense held the 22nd ranked offense to 9 and won by 1 point

Saints defense played Cowboys pass off ranked 5th ( a little better than 32nd) with total offense ranked 13th (better than 22nd) and held them to 2 TDs and a FG off a muffed punt, but WON BY 32 points, set an NFL record for first downs, a record for most yards in game while they scored on 8 of 10 drives,

How did I do? Lol. It takes more than defense and Panthers offense sucks. Two fumbles in last drive luckily bounced back to Stewart and Newton, if not, they lose.

 

blurba blurba blurba fat

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Yep, not much for you to factually respond with. Nice 10 point offense, looks legit, no really!

50% accuracy, 0tds, 1 INT, 52 passer rating......Newton straight putting the team on his back!

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Yep, not much for you to factually respond with. Nice 10 point offense, looks legit, no really!

50% accuracy, 0tds, 1 INT, 52 passer rating......Newton straight putting the team on his back!

 

knock it off turd burglar, panthers have won five in a row and we're coming for drew brees's moly ass in a couple of weeks. pray to whatever spanish gummy bear goddess you worship now because unholy hell will rain down on your dirty-dick bounty-ass swampwater brackish-meal crawdad sump pump toilet-bowl dookie hawg of a football team and by gods name i swear you wont be prepared for it

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Hey Alice want to mention we just destroyed the supposed best Oline in the NFL, in their house? Sacked a MOBILE qb six times? The unspeakable things that are going to happen to breesus are sacrilegious.

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