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If that happens, I will literally take my shirt off, squeeze my tits together, and try to titty fug myself in front of all the people I will be watching the game with.

that's not as easy as it sounds.

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Cam will throw for 400 yards and 4 TD's. 

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panthers defense shuts out 49ers offense.

 

panthers - anything

49ers - 0

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31-13 good guys. 

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Cam will throw for 400 yards and 4 TD's. 

 

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This is the biggest game we've played since - dare I say it - the Cardinals playoff game in the 2008 season playoffs? Some crazy poo is probably going to go down. It'll probably be a national spectacle and ESPN will be falling all over themselves to talk about the game. So what extraordinary event will unfold before our eyes Sunday? What sights will befall us? What are your bold predictions?

 

I'll start. Cam throws for 4 touchdowns for the first time in his career (and runs for one too.)

 

If this happened, ESPN, Mike Mayock, Skip Bayless, etc's heads would explode.... 

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SF does not score an offensive TD
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Fua dominates justin smith at the point of attack, goes on to have an All pro career as a franchise LT
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Fua don't show up for personal reasons. We find out RR told Keek to toughen  him up........

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Ok, I'll play. 9ers only TD comes late making the final 34-13 Panthers.

Our mantra is, next game up. We are dialed in, and ready to go. Play our brand of football, and we should win.

We have twice as many rushing yards.
We have nearly twice as many passing yards.

I guess that means we win. I can live with that.
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If that happens, I will literally take my shirt off, squeeze my tits together, and try to titty fug myself in front of all the people I will be watching the game with.

 

So what you're a saying is that you either have a very large member or very large moobs

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