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Do you remember the girlfriend that said "Do you think I am pretty?"...


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So Jerry is really a smoking hot chick with a looks complex and daddy issues?

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The obvious untruths about the team are like

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Because some of the stuff was so stupid it made you want to

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So when someone actually says something decent we are like

 

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Because after the years of mediocrity or just plain horrible play we want to be like

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And hold up

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Does this post make my ass look big?

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Winning cures everything

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I.....um.....I don't think I know how to be a pretty girl...

....I guess I could try...do I need implants?

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Its easy to say the media doesn't matter, but they really do.

 

Positive national attention = more panthers fans.

 

more panthers fans = more ticket sales, higher paying sponsors, and merchandise sales.

 

All that = Ownership being more willing to invest into something heavily because of a positive ROI.

 

This is one of the reasons why I welcome bandwagoners.  This and if someone becomes a Panthers fan then there's one less Cowboys/Falcons/Steelers/fillinthefuggingblank fan that I have to listen to and (sports) hate.  

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It is more like you just went and spent $50 to get your hair done, spent 30 minutes getting your make up right, put on that dress that you think makes you look sexy but not slutty, you do all this to please your husband/boyfriend as you guys are going out for dinner.  You come out and in you best sensual voice and say "Well, how do I look?" expecting a reaction like you have seen in a dozen romantic comedies.

 

And your husband/boyfriend just says "Well it is about time.  You look fine, lets go.  I am fugging hungry!"

 

It isn't that we she is insecure, she just wants you to acknowledge the effort

 

 

 

 

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It is more like you just went and spent $50 to get your hair done, spent 30 minutes getting your make up right, put on that dress that you think makes you look sexy but not slutty, you do all this to please your husband/boyfriend as you guys are going out for dinner.  You come out and in you best sensual voice and say "Well, how do I look?" expecting a reaction like you have seen in a dozen romantic comedies.

 

And your husband/boyfriend just says "Well it is about time.  You look fine, lets go.  I am fugging hungry!"

 

It isn't that we she is insecure, she just wants you to acknowledge the effort

 

 

Wait......so we're that annoying girlfriend that I broke up with?  I'm so confused.....

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Its easy to say the media doesn't matter, but they really do.

Positive national attention = more panthers fans.

more panthers fans = more ticket sales, higher paying sponsors, and merchandise sales.

All that = Ownership being more willing to invest into something heavily because of a positive ROI.

National exposure including more primetime games. I'm sick of seeing the same crappy teams every single Sunday and Monday night.

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They are, but only because they are more experienced where it counts. In the long run we can be much prettier....

 

I bet you are a lady slayer.

 

Kurb's girlfriend:  Do you think I am pretty?

 

Kurb:  No.  But you have potential

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This crap reminds me to go home and make sure my wife knows how awesome she is for not pulling this crap. 

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