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Bold Predictions for Monday Night Football

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We run for 200+ yards. Panthers win 21-13.

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Jeremy Shockey returns. Wears nothing but red white and blue boxers the whole game. Catches game winning touchdown. Comes into the game while "Enter Sandman" plays across the stadium.

 

 

 

Beat that, fuckers.

 

 

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Bold prediction.....Brady does a first down chop, bitches and pouts.

MNF crew talks about his passion.

Cam looks down at something on the ground. 20 minutes bashing him


On wait, this is suppose to be bold predictions not things likely to occur

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Tolbert bowls his way for 2 scores, and knocks two Pats DBs or LBs out of the game.

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Cam out plays Brady. Defense holds them to 9 points
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Smitty gets his yards.  BOA goes nuts.

 

Of course the Panthers will win. +8...only that close because the pats get a desperation TD with less than a min left.

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Bold prediction #1. Lafell has another multi TD game.

Bp #2. DWill has a multi rushing TD game.

Bold prediction #3. By the end of the 3rd quarter, Brady will be on the bench because of some unknown injury. Causing Rivera to unleash the 2's. Getting Anderson his 1st pass, and comp. of the season.

BP #4. We actually spank the pats, and many on the Huddle still will give no pie.

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Rivera cock punches Belicheck on principle
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Gronkowski's fragile ass doesn't even make it to halftime. Leaves in the second quarter with a sprained labia, return is doubtful.
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My stat model has us at 27 and the pats at 13. Our td drive efficiency at 25.6% to pats 20.9% for offense. Our td allowed per drive at 9.2% while the pats at 15%. Other team fans don't recognize how efficient we are at scoring and preventing touchdowns. With our TOP being so good, it is hard for opposing teams to find a groove. Like a boa constrictor, we can sense our opponent's heartbeat and their fear. Our defense squeezes harder until the opposing team submits as we devour them whole with no remorse. Lets go!!!!!!
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Pats defenders will mock the SuperCam celebration after they sack Cam.

 

Panther defenders will mock the lonely high five after they sack Brady.

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Pats defenders will mock the SuperCam celebration after they sack Cam.

 

Panther defenders will mock the lonely high five after they sack Brady.

 

I always see it more as they throw princess bitch-fits after every sack...that's probably what he'll do anyway.  Is it taunting if you throw a bitch-fit in the face of the guy who just knocked you the fuck out?

 

Come to think of it...please taunt Hardy, Brady.  Please be that stupid.

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