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hey alice you fat fuging transvestite baleen whale

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Big A    218

the pics are real....doesn't mean they are yours!

fraud

Go ahead and point out which one isn't mine!

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Captroop    2,550

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lol

 

Holy crap. I saw this gif this morning and thought it was me. I seriously thought someone grabbed my Facebook profile photo, and was like, "What have I done to deserve this!"

 

Seriously, if this is Alice, he and I might have been separated at birth. And what a horrifying revelation that might be. Albeit that's what I would look like if I was 50 pounds heavier, had shittier glasses, and (it appears) washed my hair with used douche water.

 

But rather than let it get me down, I'm going to use this as encouragement and invest in myself to make sure I don't end up like him. Thank you Alice, for giving me a real life South Park "Future Self and Me" experience.

 

MyFutureSelfnMe05.jpg

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SZ James (banned)    5,160

Holy crap. I saw this gif this morning and thought it was me. I seriously thought someone grabbed my Facebook profile photo, and was like, "What have I done to deserve this!"

 

Seriously, if this is Alice, he and I might have been separated at birth. And what a horrifying revelation that might be. Albeit that's what I would look like if I was 50 pounds heavier, had shittier glasses, and (it appears) washed my hair with used douche water.

 

But rather than let it get me down, I'm going to use this as encouragement and invest in myself to make sure I don't end up like him. Thank you Alice, for giving me a real life South Park "Future Self and Me" experience.

 

MyFutureSelfnMe05.jpg

 

Haha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT

 

 

But seriously, I swear on my life I used the same picture everyone's been using. You might have some mild prosopagnosia going on there. Usually if you take away certain attributes like hair it really fugs with their minds.

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Captroop    2,550

Haha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT

 

 

But seriously, I swear on my life I used the same picture everyone's been using. You might have some mild prosopagnosia going on there. Usually if you take away certain attributes like hair it really fugs with their minds.

 

Yeah, in yours you can't see the double chin, hair, etc. But I saw the gif in question in Lloyd Christmas' sig this morning before I found this thread, and swore it was me. Once I found this thread and I saw the other gifs with the full face shown it all came together, and I was relieved to find out it wasn't about me, but was then crestfallen to discover I look disturbingly similar to Alice in the face.

 

I wish I HAD just been the target of a random internet defamation. I could live with that. But this...

 

:(

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Borat    729

Yeah, in yours you can't see the double chin, hair, etc. But I saw the gif in question in Lloyd Christmas' sig this morning before I found this thread, and swore it was me. Once I found this thread and I saw the other gifs with the full face shown it all came together, and I was relieved to find out it wasn't about me, but was then crestfallen to discover I look disturbingly similar to Alice in the face.

 

I wish I HAD just been the target of a random internet defamation. I could live with that. But this...

 

:(

On the plus side, you'll get "frequent buyer" discounts at all Metairie-area pet shops and peanut butter retailers. 

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frash.exe    10,817

I have a theory that this guy has a fetish for verbal abuse

 

like seriously I've never seen someone get his face put on gifs and picked on in this forum to this degree and keep on logging in

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PhillyB    40,346

I have a theory that this guy has a fetish for verbal abuse

 

like seriously I've never seen someone get his face put on gifs and picked on in this forum to this degree and keep on logging in

i know its weird its like he doesn't get any meaningful attention or interaction in his real life in spite of his financial success which ironically makes it even more painful so he seeks it on on the world wide web erstwhile telling himself that it doesn't matter if he's being rejected because he's only doing it just to get a reaction anyway so joke's on them ha ha ha panties fans suck LOL go saints $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ gold

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MadHatter    9,501

i know its weird its like he doesn't get any meaningful attention or interaction in his real life in spite of his financial success which ironically makes it even more painful so he seeks it on on the world wide web erstwhile telling himself that it doesn't matter if he's being rejected because he's only doing it just to get a reaction anyway so joke's on them ha ha ha panties fans suck LOL go saints $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ gold

His financial success is as fake and nonexistent as his sex life.

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