Jokes? People in here act like they've never lost a loved one. Hopefully you never have to experience it. Show some fuging class.
RIP. Condolences to his family.
I am still going through something I don't want to talk about, especially here...
What I have gone through for the last 4 years, you are right I hope nobody has to do it, but it will... to us all in all kinds of ways. so yeah, jokes.
After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he.
"I don't understand," he complained to God. "I devoted my entire life to my congregation."
God explained to him, "Our policy here in heaven is to reward results. Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?"
"Well," the minister had to admit, "some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time."
"Exactly," said God, "and when people rode in this man's taxi, they not only stayed wake, they even prayed."