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What to do with this Saints Jersey?

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So I was at Fox and Hound last night watching the Taints get their ass handed to them. Apparently every Monday night they have jersey giveaways from the teams playing. So last night, my # came up and I competed with 7 other guys in a FG competition outside and WON!! If Gano gets run over by a bus tomorrow, don't worry guys, I can fill in. 

 

But they only had one jersey last night and that was Mark Ingram. It's a real nice Nike jersey (letters stitched on and stuff). So now I am a proud owner of a Saints jersey. So Huddle, I come to you and seek your advice as to what to do with this jersey. Run it over with my car, burn it in glorious fashion after we beat them Sunday night, feed it to a panther at my local zoo, sell it, etc...What do you think?

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I would honestly just sell it and use it on panther related stuff if you can. Maybe you can sell it at a good price to get a ticket or a panther jersey.

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send it to miley cyrus, hopefully she wears it. That should pretty much end the Saints season right there.

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y'know, they're a despicable organization, but i'd consider keeping it.  jerseys are incredibly expensive these days and a nice one like that would be a worthwhile memento, especially when we beat them next week.  you could even find ingram at saints training camp in the summer and make him sign it...as you're in cats gear.

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I wouldn't have even touched it. Alice might pay you eight billion dollars for it since he has unlimited funds.

Otherwise, take a dump on it, fold it up, and fedex it to saints headquarters.

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I doubt you'll be able to sell Mark Ingram's scrub ass jersey....but an idiot Saints fan is born everyday.

I would take a poo in it, wrap it up, then blind mail it to the Saints front office and CC Mark Ingram.

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Send it to me. I will wear it on Sunday before the game to infiltrate their tailgate defenses. Then I shall drop a SCP at their tailgate.

 

lol then when the game starts tear it open to reveal a huge #1 cam newton jersey

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I like the idea of selling it and using the $ to buy Panthers gear. 

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