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#1 SCP

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:44 AM

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8 in a mother fugging row. The ass pirates sailed their dingy up to Charlotte and we smacked the Ginger Giraffe and his Merry Men right in the face and sent them packing back to MRSA Bay. Thanks for playing Bucs but frankly your team and fan base is boring and I’d rather read dissertations on the difference in wipe quality between organic poop paper and the normal bleached variety. Speaking of wiping asses, the 24 hour celebration rule has come and gone and we have to turn our attention to the largest group of FEMA collecting, shrimp boat working, bandwagon riding, anal bead licking poo bags this side of the Rockies. If there is anything more pathetic than a Saint fan I will be first in line to see what that is.

After a warm-up against the Bucs we head down to the worlds largest crapper to face a Vic.din thief, his disgustingly fat-slob sidekick, and their pet mole. The game has been flexed to a primetime matchup which will give Taint fans an extra few hours to crawl out of the swamp and spend their FEMA checks on liquor and meth. Sean Payton will not have to get up early on Sunday so he can spend Saturday night in the French Quarter popping pain pills and showing his pucker face to the thousands of Spaniard transvestites dancing around in face paint and jean shorts. They will dress up like mimes and clowns and carry their stupid ass umbrellas and chant their incoherent Who Dat drivel which was conveniently stolen from another shithole town upriver in Ohio. The town is full of fake wanna-be Marie Laveau’s pretending to cast voodoo spells in their voodoo stores which are basically Wings filled with shittier merchandise. It makes me smile to know that 90% of the poop and piss in the Midwest flows south down the Ol’ Miss through the center of New Orleans before heading out to the Gulf. As much as I travel in the Midwest that means I have directly contributed approximately 8,000 lbs of corn filled human feces into the New Orleans public water system over the last 9-10 years.

It’s almost embarrassing but New Orleans is home to only one Fortune 500 company. In 2012, Time & Leisure magazine named New Orleans the #2 "America's Dirtiest City", down from a #1 "Dirtiest" status of the previous year. So apparently one or two locals decided to poop inside instead of directly on the street. Progress! And if you want to get murdered, plan a trip to New Orleans.

Meanwhile, the football team that was destined to move to San Antonio before Katrina hit has started to win a few games and all of a sudden you’ve got idiots with fleur de-lis hats popping up around every corner. Last year they were claiming that the Taints were going to hoist the Lombardi on their home turf and shove it up Gordells ass. Well, after we swept that ass that poo wasn’t going to happen. We pressured Brees with Sione fugging Fua. Now we’ve got real men manning the middle. It’s going to be an epic battle in the Rape Dome this Sunday night. But that fat little center, De La Puente, has got some beasts coming to town, and they are bringing hell with them. Cam is going to run all over that weak ass defense and will pass right over the top. Meanwhile our d-line is going to knock that mole/birth-mark thing off Drew’s face and into that cesspool of a pond, Lake Pontchartrain. There it will attach itself to one of my turds and slowly sink to its final resting place, just like the Saints season.

Panthers 28
Taints 21

#2 Cary Kollins

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:46 AM

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:47 AM

Big Money watching the Saints turntable o-line on MNF...

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#4 Jackofalltrades

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:50 AM

So glad you decided to try again!



#5 LiQuiD

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:50 AM

Best yet this season, you were saving up? 10/10



#6 jayflip

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:50 AM

Yes. fug the saints. How do you feel about Dat Alice resurfacing?

#7 Jangler

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:50 AM

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:51 AM

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#9 MeowMeowMeooow

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:51 AM

(Long Sigh Of Relief) I was beginning to worry this wouldn't happen. But it was worth every second of the wait. 



#10 Dick the Butcher

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:52 AM

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#11 ItsNotGonnaBeAlright

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 11:57 AM

Can you convert this post to a liquid so I can pump it straight into my veins?

#12 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 12:00 PM

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#13 Boner Champ

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 12:01 PM

Wow. I feel bad for the saints fans who come to the huddle and read that....Hurricane SCP just swept um some poor saints souls!

#14 SIGCHI222

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 12:03 PM

And all Zod's children said.....



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Posted 04 December 2013 - 12:07 PM

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