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Official Huddle Playoff Tickets Contest #2 - Pure Poetry

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Always be a poet, even in prose.

- Charles Baudelaire

 

 

Welcome, Huddle Lords and Scholars of Literature, to the Pure Poetry ticket contest.

 

In this thread you will surely read some of the most thought provoking work you have ever set eyes upon.

 

Here is where the Huddle faithful will submit their words... nay,.. their very being. They will pour open their soul and what shall spill from it will surely be nourishment for the huddled masses.

 

The Challenge I set forth is this: Inspire us with your Poetry. Make us feel what we have never felt. Make us erect in delight and pleasure as you tickle our senses and ignite our passions.

 

 

Compose for us the most amazing Panthers Poem.

 

 

There are no literary rules, as such great works cannot be constrained by them. There are, however, a few structural rules for the contest.

 

- Poems must be posted in this thread

- Poems must have a Panthers theme

- Normal black type only please, impress us with content.. not characters.

- Deadline is Friday at 3pm.

 

Poems will be judged on originality, creativity, and overall spirit.

 

Poems with the most PIE awarded by fellow Huddlers will be given consideration for the prize, which is 2 tickets to the playoff game Sunday.

 

Ultimately, I decide the winner. You can pick up your tickets at the Huddle Tailgate.

 

Good luck. I look forward to being inspired.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Please keep comments positive, espescially if you haven't manned up with your own .

 

 

:)

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I'll be back ( and if I win my tickets are going to my parents, who've never had the chance to see a Panthers playoff game yet )

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Just a reminder, the poem most widely cited as the shortest poem ever is:

"On the Antiquity of Microbes"

Adam

Had'em

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Do you feel it Colin? 

Creeping behind you

Footsteps ever faster

A tentacle's grasp

Fade to black

 

 

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Keep Pounding

Sam Mills spirit cheers

This is the Panthers year.

SuperCam is here so there is nothing to fear

Only the Panthers opponents have something to fear

The L in their Win/Loss column I swear brings them a tear

Release Da Kraken, Charles Johnson, Luke and Davis on D

Their offense won't know what hit them and the D will get the TD

This year in New york

We will come to see

Panthers holding the Lombardi trophy up in the air for all to see.

Panthers crowned World Champs

Oh what a sight it will be to see

 

 

 

 

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Edgar Allan Poe is my great, great, great, great, great uncle and I can't even begin to write poetry :(

 

 

 

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Soon fans will be lining up at the gates

To witness what will one day be known as the greats

All black uniforms and dressed in nothing but black fans

Who won't hesitate to hit you with an aluminum beer cans

 

Once the panthers take the field

Niner blood is sure to be spilled

Every fan shall stand as Kaep is metaphorically killed

Pather nation prepare yourself to be thrilled.

 

So enjoy your new fan rick flair the traitor

Nobody around here misses the sorry hater

Once upon a time it was nothing but wooooooo

now its fug simpy Fug youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

The best uniforms of all time was our first Win

then onto San Fran where made them atone for their dirty sin

After our third and final stand I can't wait to see Cams sh it eating grin

So yes Jim Harbaugh after Sunday we'll "have it better than you" again

 

 

 

 

 

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Buffalo Turds, Buffalo Turds

So good to eat

Until the next morning

when they show their true heat

Go Panthers

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