Jump to content

* * * * * 2 votes

Official Huddle Playoff Tickets Contest #2 - Pure Poetry

  • Please log in to reply
135 replies to this topic

#61 Mr. Miyagi

Mr. Miyagi


  • Joined: 22-November 13
  • PipPip
  • posts: 52
  • Reputation: 23

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:21 AM

Only two more days, until the bloodshed ensues.

The best team in the NFC, there's no way they can lose.


The day is almost here, you can feel it in the air.

Dear Kaepernick, Greg Hardy is your worst nightmare.


Keep Pounding.

#62 JMT97



  • Joined: 21-July 13
  • Pip
  • posts: 1
  • Reputation: 3

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:22 AM

Regardless of hate

Now our time is finally here

Always Keep Pounding

#63 Porn Shop Clerk

Porn Shop Clerk


  • Joined: 22-January 09
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • posts: 17,247
  • Reputation: 4,031

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:24 AM

one two cam's comin' for you


3rd and 4 but can't get no more


five six 9ers can't move the sticks


seven eight don't sleep too late


nine ten panthers win again!

#64 Johnny Rockets

Johnny Rockets

    Mayor of Awesomeville

  • Joined: 25-November 08
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • posts: 6,804
  • Reputation: 1,770

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:29 AM

Crackerjack, Honey Dew,
Boom - chicka - Pow!
Tick Tack, Quarterback
Cats say Meow! (put your hands in a claw like fashion above your head)







So where do I pick up my tickets?

#65 Jase


    Kuechold Fantasies

  • Joined: 24-November 08
  • posts: 18,177
  • Reputation: 6,557
  • LocationMatthews, NC

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:31 AM

I tried several times to get some inspiration, but just can't do it.


This might have something to do with the fact that I already reached the pinnacle of poetry with my entry in the podcast poetry competition in 2011 just before we drafted cam.


I feel I captured the schism on the huddle well, and united us all for what would be a meteoric rise to greatness.


You're welcome, huddle.



Two thousand and ten, 'twas short on glory;
It ended with mercy, so bitter the story.
The huddle was angry, the huddle was graceless;
So filled with Cam lovers calling all racists.

Roiled we were, so divided we fell;
Unite we could not, nor quarrels we quelled.
Leave it to me, I'll bring us together;
Each line view again, but just the first letter.


#66 Zod



  • Joined: 24-November 08
  • posts: 20,088
  • Reputation: 14,961

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:31 AM

Boom to the Boom Boom

Skeet to the Skeet Skeet

Niners bout to get clubbed

just like Johnny Rockets feet



#67 Darth Biscuit

Darth Biscuit

    Dark Lord

  • Joined: 25-November 08
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • posts: 34,900
  • Reputation: 8,969
  • LocationWilmington, NC

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:34 AM

Vaginas are pink

Zods balls are blue

Kaepernick said "we owe them"

Luke Kuechly said "who?"

#68 Cary Kollins

Cary Kollins


  • Joined: 07-November 11
  • posts: 8,912
  • Reputation: 9,003
  • LocationWinston-Salem, NC

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:40 AM

i'm such a sucker for haikus


#69 Cary Kollins

Cary Kollins


  • Joined: 07-November 11
  • posts: 8,912
  • Reputation: 9,003
  • LocationWinston-Salem, NC

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:41 AM


Panther family unite

Too long didn’t read

#70 lightsout


    Doin' stuff...thaaaangs

  • Joined: 24-February 09
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • posts: 5,912
  • Reputation: 1,331

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:48 AM

The Prowl

They know not
From whence it came
The force
The confusion
The terror that filled them
It started modestly
And built into a monster
A leviathan
A mammoth
Nay, a Kraken
Many had fought
And most had fallen
For this Kraken came not alone
But with superheroes and warriors
The next challenger shall enter
And they shall fight
But this collection of monsters
Shall not go silently into the night.
They wait.
They crave.
They thrive on the doubt given.
They stalk.
They hunt.
The prowl is all they know.
Their Vault is their domain
And many naysayers
Have left with no champion
For the abyss was their birth
And with it came their fury.

#71 iBBB


    no more maybe next year.

  • Joined: 12-January 09
  • posts: 583
  • Reputation: 440

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:48 AM

Zod, good luck picking the best one... ROFL


I did NOT know so many huddlers had a poetic antenna.

#72 chknwing


    Senior Member

  • Joined: 04-May 09
  • posts: 8,510
  • Reputation: 6,583

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:51 AM

Col..lin, the Retard
Had an 8 pound water head
he was 5 foot 3
and he said to me
I Like Tater Tots!



Pie me if you think kaepernick is a retard.

#73 Creepster



  • Joined: 04-January 14
  • PipPipPipPip
  • posts: 395
  • Reputation: 160
  • LocationNot telling

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:55 AM

Illeterate cockburglar,

Wearer of Dolphin hats.

Give no credit to the Panther defense

That held you to humiliating stats.

History will repeat itself,

And as your smug ass slumps slowly off the field,

Fans will cheer.  You're eyes will tear,

Your sphinkter will pucker with fear.

For you will have learned the truth:

The Panthers are here.




seperate work:



As the black and blue crowd

Celebrate success,

There's one fan so sad, so caught in distress.

Why is it she cries when the Panther's have won?

Why do tears soak her face

Why does she turn from the sun?

Is it perhaps, though the stats she may skew,

The Saints* implode on the road

And she lost all she knew.

But who is Dat? So alone in this place.

Sitting so Fat, with Dat greasy rapist's face.

She'll compile some stats,

She'll make a wall of excuses,

She'll ignore the facts,

But Alejandro still loses.



you had me at illeterate - what ever the hell that means

#74 Cary Kollins

Cary Kollins


  • Joined: 07-November 11
  • posts: 8,912
  • Reputation: 9,003
  • LocationWinston-Salem, NC

Posted 10 January 2014 - 09:57 AM

Do you smell that?





Me thinks a 9er hath made

A wretched perfume in his lingerie

See him hobble to and fro

Debased jean shorts away he throws


For it was the kraken, the star, dwan and the short

A keek, a captain and their cohort

To which caused such a scare in 9er land

And sent them crying back to San Fran

#75 MeowMeowMeooow


    Photoshop Wizard

  • Joined: 09-September 11
  • posts: 550
  • Reputation: 1,116
  • LocationFoothills, NC

Posted 10 January 2014 - 10:03 AM

A Call to Arms: Panther Nation


 It’s been five long years.

 This time we will prevail.

 So get to your seats early,

 On this day we yell.

 Underdogs are what they call us.

 Real fans know we’re real.

 Time to make the haters feast!

 Is crow considered a meal?

 My friends and fellow fans,

 Everyone stand and cheer!

 Panthers rule this Jungle,

 A team they all should fear.

 No respect has made them hungry.

 They will take what they deserve.

 Hype will die come Sunday.

 ESPN stops grading on a curve!

 Riverboat lead there warriors.

 No battle is too great.

 A team born in darkness,

 That feeds of the hate.

 I belong to Panther Nation!

 Our team is ready to feast.

 No more being irrelevant,

 Kraken has been released!

 Everyone prepare for battle!

(Even the bandwagon fans)

 Pour the noise on the field,

 Prepare to shake the stands!

 Our battle cry has been heard before...

 Uniform competition?

 Now we wear our black with pride!

 Dameshek: Out of commission.

 If you don’t believe, get off the wagon.

 No stops from here to Jersey.

 Grab on for dear life

 & prove that you are worthy.

 Ready to bring the noise?

 Our players will bring the fight!

 All of Panther Nation,

 Roar with all your might.



(Make sure to read the first letters of each line!)

0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users