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Kellen Winslow II caught working his little soldier

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Anyone else hear this story on the radio?

Allegedly caught whacking it in a Target parking lot with a car full of weed and bags labeled 'Mr Happy' :blink:

If that's true, holy crap!

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masturbation.jpg

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Boston Market, here's your new spokesman!

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Found a link. The story actually pertains to his November arrest. It's ocoming out now because he's in court.

NJ Star Ledger

No surprise. It's also on Deadspin.

Deadspin.com

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Boston Market, here's your new spokesman!

Vaseline might make more sense. There was a big open jar of it found in his car.

(wonder what he was using it for) :unsure:

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He's really embraced the Jersey lifestyle I see

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so...we can see that his little soldier was getting a workout too.

 

He'd fit right in on the Huddle.

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Ya know, his dad was a truly great player.

Shame what his son has done with his name.

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Ever think those kind of expectations sent him down this path?

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Who hasn't felt the urge to rub one out in a parking lot before?

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Apparently, the hand-eye coordination is completely gone...

 

... check for cops, another few pulls, check for cops, tug some more, check for cops.....

 

     OR

 

If it wasn't anatomically attached, he'd probably drop that, too....

 

     OR

 

He was running a rub route.......

 

C'mon you guys, there are more jokes here...

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Another crotch rocket incident for him

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