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Was reading PhillyB's thread about his decayed teeth.....

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What have we learned about Alice over the last two years?

4'8" tall. Check

Size 7 feet. Check

Vegan. Check

Tiny yard. Check

1/4" marble counter tops. Check

Louie V accessories. Check

FEMA *****. Check

Taints fan since 2009. Check

Selfies with dogs and inanimate objects. Check

Hangs artwork too low. Check

Rainbow sneaker collector. Check

Orders 2 small salads. Check

Vacays on parents dime. Check

Nice house on tiny lot. Check

Needs to pressure wash mold off fence. Check

What else?

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You know what they say about small feet....

same thing they say about big cars i think?

 

if Fatricia doesnt think he has cankles, then his skewed view of himself explains everything we have witnessed in his cyberlife.  if there is anyone who couldnt score driving a Bentley, it would be Fatricia

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What have we learned about Alice over the last two years?

4'8" tall. Check

Size 7 feet. Check

Vegan. Check

Tiny yard. Check

1/4" marble counter tops. Check

Louie V accessories. Check

FEMA *****. Check

Taints fan since 2009. Check

Selfies with dogs and inanimate objects. Check

Hangs artwork too low. Check

Rainbow sneaker collector. Check

Orders 2 small salads. Check

Vacays on parents dime. Check

Nice house on tiny lot. Check

Needs to pressure wash mold off fence. Check

What else?

 

don't forget listening to CD walkman and buying roach killer off eBay

 

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how ignorant is it to say 19th century and Renaissance in the same sentence?

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I think the real question is how ignorant are you, but the answer to that shines through crystal clear over and over again, so no need to answer!

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At the way this is going I feel like claiming big A is too poor to host a midget orgy in his living room, just to see if he'll actually post pictures of a midget orgy taking place in his living room in an effort to refute my claim because proving people wrong on the internet validates his life for some odd reason

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"These are actual midgets! This is actual money being handed to the midgets for their participation! Wanna say I can't afford to pay midgets to soil my living room furniture now?"

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