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Jakob

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So, I've been reading about how the NBA is probably going to take the 1988-02 history of their franchise and give it back to the soon to be Charlotte Hornets 2.0. I wanted to write a little something on how the Pelicans feel about losing that history. I went over to the "Pelicans Report" and told 'em what's up. Did they get angry? sad? Did they agree? I have no fuging clue what these inbred french bastards are even saying. I live in the modern era where most people talk in slang or just down right butcher the English language... I just.. I just don't even know what is coming out of their mouths. Much like Saints fans during the bounty gate and how they blamed Rodger Gordell for trying to take down the Saints. Pelicans fans now believe that the new commish Adem Sliver is conspiring to take down the Pelicans. We live in such a multicultural world yet I don't think it's a good idea to breed the French with Rednecks while tossing in some inbreeding for the past 300 years.

 

Here is my favorite post so far..

 

 

The Charlotte GM should also be fired since he let Anthony Davis leave for absolutely no compensation after his rookie year. Do you see how stupid this conversation is, if the jersey said New Orleans on the front, then it is New Orleans history. Plus not that they are very memorable, but are we to believe Charlotte had 2 teams the last 10 years or are the Bobcats just being swept under the rug?

I'll let you try and figure out what's being said here.

 

The few who cannot read as well are upset that "we's gonehav our Anthony Davis histroy takem from us"

 

While my family and my genes will live on in this worlds gene pool for ages, I can say without a doubt our friends who built below sea level will not be so lucky as I.

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we're talking about a state that thinks math is witchcraft

 

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Just like all your stories about how your police dept is conspiring to set you up and take you down.

I like the part where you can't understand the people and don't care about them, yet couldn't wait to go to one of their boards and initiate the conversation. It's pretty funny when inbred white trash appalachian convicted felons try to act like they're above someone else. By the way, I'm a Pelicans fan, would you care to compare genetic bloodlines?

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Just like all your stories about how your police dept is conspiring to set you up and take you down.

I like the part where you can't understand the people and don't care about them, yet couldn't wait to go to one of their boards and initiate the conversation. It's pretty funny when inbred white trash appalachia convicted felons try to act like they're above someone else. By the way, I'm a Pelicans fan, would you care to compare genetic bloodlines?

I have 0 felonies.

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Just like all your stories about how your police dept is conspiring to set you up and take you down.

I like the part where you can't understand the people and don't care about them, yet couldn't wait to go to one of their boards and initiate the conversation. It's pretty funny when inbred white trash appalachian convicted felons try to act like they're above someone else. By the way, I'm a Pelicans fan, would you care to compare genetic bloodlines?

I probably just cooked that all up in my brain from all the hardcore drugs and crimes I commit.

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I have 0 felonies.

How many arrests so far? I count at least 3 arrest, ie police conspiring to from you, as per your own posts here.

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How many arrests so far? I count at least 3 arrest, ie police conspiring to from you, as per your own posts here.

Yeah, that'd be zero as well.

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So, sorry if this OP is fully of typos, I'm still freaking out a little. Anyways.. I've never been arrested in my life but most of my family has been many times, the cops fuging hate me for it too.. I've been abused and kicked around before just because they thought I was someone else. Needless to say, I have no arrest record but a long record with the police.

Last night around 2:15 AM I started hearing loud bangs outside, I tried to check it out from my porch a few times but I didn't think anything of it. It could of just been someone slamming the dumpster. Anyways I was dead wrong.. When we woke up this morning my family MANY bricks had been taken from my yard, I didn't think much of it but it wasn't much longer until the police showed up asking if my house had been broken into or any windows smashed. We said no.. They said someone had used some bricks to break into a few homes and smash some cars etc etc.. I was like whoa I'm missing some bricks and I told them what I had heard last night. They left, only to come back 15 minutes later telling me they believe I probably did it. Being rude as fug to me and my family. They keep coming back *5 five times today, feeding me a line of crap and telling me not to be surprised if they come back with an arrest warrant? WHAT THE fug MAN? They keep driving by my house like I'm Aaron fuging Hernandez. They also are trying to tie my long time friend into this who I've not seen in 2 weeks. Cops said they are DNA testing the bricks, which is hilarious because it was pouring rain last night.

Does anyone have any advice? the scary part is I use these bricks around my firepit and I've probably touched them a million times.

Just the 2nd sentence speaks volumes about your family and these alleged superior genes you're trying to brag about! FAIL

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Just the 2nd sentence speaks volumes about your family and these alleged superior genes you're trying to brag about! FAIL

TIL I'm a grown man and my family dictates who I am..

 

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