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#13 Mr. Scot

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 05:52 AM

Come to this board and say "See? I was right."

#14 MadHatter

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:04 AM

You have just woken up from a much needed afternoon nap. You turn on ESPN, but get nothing but static, channel after channel. You grab your phone but the web isn't working. The same is true for your laptop. Your texts can't be sent, and calls can't be made. You wonder around your house, stepping on pizza box after pizza box wondering what is going on. You open the front door, and find the street quiet. Empty. You notice the sound of...silence. You walk to the local gas station, but nobody is inside. Minutes turn into hours. You realize you're the only person you've seen all day.

 

Shitty set up aside, what would you do if you were the last person on Earth? Every other human being has disappeared, and you're all alone. Would you steal a car and drive somewhere you've always wanted to go? Rob a Mcdonalds? Rob a Bojangles? Rob a Churches Chicken??

Interesting that the only things you mentioned as possible things to do were committing crimes......interesting indeed. :cool:



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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:14 AM

If I'm the last person on Earth why would I be robbing places? Isn't that like stealing from myself? 



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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:22 AM

I will look for a volleyball and I'd call him Wilson. Then me and Wilson would try to survive.

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:33 AM

Porn.  Lots of porn. 



#18 Johnny Rockets

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:43 AM

I'd probably sit alone wondering why my floor is suddenly made out of empty pizza boxes.



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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:57 AM

prepare for winter, winter is coming.



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Posted 16 April 2014 - 08:00 AM

Definitely smash stuff. Flat screen TVs, cars, houses. I'd cause all the animalistic devastation polite society and fear of legal action has screwed me out of.



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Posted 16 April 2014 - 09:09 AM

the last thing I'd do today, with everyone on earth, is buy church's chicken..  it would never even cross my mind to "rob" church's chicken as the last person on earth...



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Posted 16 April 2014 - 09:23 AM

How far is the golf course?

 

 

Bill Murray (Zombieland): Suits my lifestyle, you know. I like to get out and do stuff. Just played nine holes on the Riviera. Just walked on. Nobody there.

 



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Posted 16 April 2014 - 09:26 AM

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 09:30 AM

First thing I'd do...laugh at those extreme doomsday preppers.

Second: Go grab doomsday preppers stuff.

Third: Go shopping for a convertible , fill up, light a cigar and drive around town enjoying the quiet.

 

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