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Draft O-Line: An ode to belly's and man tits


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#1 SCP

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 09:42 AM

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A WHOLE PIE!

A joyous day
Nipple Shorts has us guessing
Which way do we go
What position do we pick
Some say draft a playmaker
He runs the 40 lightning quick
Speed and hands that make grown men fap
Fug that poo it could be a trap
Speed, hands, and quicks don't mean poo
Without a 360 pound athletic tub of goo
It all starts up front with the fatties
The guys that keep their shirts on in the pool
TDs, rushing yards, passing records you fool!
All wishful thinking if there are no blocks
No running lanes or time for Cam to throw rocks
You gonna trust Bell on that blind side?
I don't care if Jerry Rice is out wide
Ring the bell Cam will say
I can't avoid 8 defenders in my face
All these Steeler fans in BofA fug this place
I want a guy who believes BoJang's is healthy
Somebody to prtotect Cam so he can get wealthy
We need some real men that can dominate poo
Not some project who was mediocre in D2
So gather round and circle jerk to the next great set of wheels
But with our oline none of that poo will matter
At least that's my feels

#2 Corporal Casto

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 09:45 AM

first.



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Posted 20 April 2014 - 09:47 AM

But...we have to draft 437 receivers to replace The Departed.....

#4 L-TownCat

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 09:55 AM

Yay!! First post from the iOS app is on an SCP thread!!


So far so good.

#5 chknwing

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 10:01 AM

clearly op was thinking, I dont know what the hells hes thinking



#6 PhillyB

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 10:06 AM

that sure is a poem



#7 SCP

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 10:08 AM

Oline is our #1 need

#8 Khaki Lackey

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 10:20 AM

But...we have to draft 437 receivers to replace The Departed.....

I think we have established that Charles Davis has Down's syndrome, so we'll probably just take one or two.

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 10:22 AM

Took a dump in Lowe's last weekend. Gorgeous bathroom and I thought of you the whole time I was punishing the porcelain.

#10 PantherWake

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 10:22 AM

So beautiful.



#11 TNPanther

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 10:50 AM

Took a dump in Lowe's last weekend. Gorgeous bathroom and I thought of you the whole time I was punishing the porcelain.


Lowe's does have gorgeous bathrooms. But I prefer taking a poo in Home Depot because that way I know that in some way my poo is associated with Arthur Blank

#12 Brandin Cooks

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 11:00 AM

But...we have to draft 437 receivers to replace The Departed.....

 

There's only 1 you need to draft



#13 The Huddler

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 12:06 PM

How about happy Easter?

#14 dunnlx

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 01:03 PM

Oline is our #1 need



I agree

#15 Kuech the Sneak

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 01:28 PM


I agree


Ditto, lets get dominant up front on both sides of the ball


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