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i imagine girls at the club watching that thing slide up and getting all excited and then they see the human crisco tub ooze out of the drivers seat and then they're all

 

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Did you have a custom booster seat with the Bentley emblem created for you? I assume the pedals adjust so you can reach them with your 18" cankle legs.

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i imagine girls at the club watching that thing slide up and getting all excited and then they see the human crisco tub ooze out of the drivers seat and then they're all

 

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with foamposite shoes and knee-length basketball shorts and custom polo shirt.  classy fello

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Did you have a custom booster seat with the Bentley emblem created for you? I assume the pedals adjust so you can reach them with your 18" cankle legs.

maybe a long necklace and a Ms. B pendant to go with the rest of his ghetto attire

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This topic screams "I have a tiny penis!"

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This topic screams "I have a tiny penis and it's right next to my face just look at my avatar!"

i  know right

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This topic screams "I have a tiny penis!"

Oh poo you've done it now. Alice is going to post a picture of his clitoris.

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Oh poo you've done it now. Alice is going to post a picture of his clitoris.

Just curious, are you really 39? Based on the tailgate picture I saw of you, I thought you were late 40's. If you really are 39, I would suggest a new profession bc work must be aging you prematurely. Remember a good exfoliator is one of the most important parts of keeping you skin looking young. (I use a Hawaiin sea salt scrub). Just compare my skin to your and realize I'm barely give years younger than you

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Remember a good exfoliator is one of the most important parts of keeping you skin looking young. (I use a Hawaiin sea salt scrub). Just compare my skin to your and realize I'm barely give years younger than you

 

Remember, a good lesson in proper English comes in handy at times. (IE: you look like a moran, your fat, Their is literally burger king wrappers all over tha inside of you car, you're comprehenshen of the engrish langwauge is palpable.) 

 

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Just curious, are you really 39? Based on the tailgate picture I saw of you, I thought you were late 40's. If you really are 39, I would suggest a new profession bc work must be aging you prematurely. Remember a good exfoliator is one of the most important parts of keeping you skin looking young. (I use a Hawaiin sea salt scrub). Just compare my skin to your and realize I'm barely give years younger than you

Nah I don't exfoliate. I really don't give a poo about smooth skin. That's like number 1200 on my list of priorities. I just have my wife Nair the ol' back every month or two and I'm good to go. I leave the metrosexual fads to the skinny guys, no need for that poo anymore.

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