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This topic screams "I have a tiny penis!"

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This topic screams "I have a tiny penis and it's right next to my face just look at my avatar!"

i  know right

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This topic screams "I have a tiny penis!"

Oh poo you've done it now. Alice is going to post a picture of his clitoris.

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Oh poo you've done it now. Alice is going to post a picture of his clitoris.

Just curious, are you really 39? Based on the tailgate picture I saw of you, I thought you were late 40's. If you really are 39, I would suggest a new profession bc work must be aging you prematurely. Remember a good exfoliator is one of the most important parts of keeping you skin looking young. (I use a Hawaiin sea salt scrub). Just compare my skin to your and realize I'm barely give years younger than you

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Remember a good exfoliator is one of the most important parts of keeping you skin looking young. (I use a Hawaiin sea salt scrub). Just compare my skin to your and realize I'm barely give years younger than you

 

Remember, a good lesson in proper English comes in handy at times. (IE: you look like a moran, your fat, Their is literally burger king wrappers all over tha inside of you car, you're comprehenshen of the engrish langwauge is palpable.) 

 

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Just curious, are you really 39? Based on the tailgate picture I saw of you, I thought you were late 40's. If you really are 39, I would suggest a new profession bc work must be aging you prematurely. Remember a good exfoliator is one of the most important parts of keeping you skin looking young. (I use a Hawaiin sea salt scrub). Just compare my skin to your and realize I'm barely give years younger than you

Nah I don't exfoliate. I really don't give a poo about smooth skin. That's like number 1200 on my list of priorities. I just have my wife Nair the ol' back every month or two and I'm good to go. I leave the metrosexual fads to the skinny guys, no need for that poo anymore.

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Remember, a good lesson in proper English comes in handy at times. (IE: you look like a moran, your fat, Their is literally burger king wrappers all over tha inside of you car, you're comprehenshen of the engrish langwauge is palpable.)

*your're fat

* There are literally

Cool story bro!

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Did your thumb get stung by a bee?

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*your're fat

* There are literally

Cool story bro!

 

Case in point......

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It's for looks

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Not in love with the look on luxury cars, but you do you.

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Here the view from front

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Here the view from front

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I've just always thought that lowering luxury cars makes them look like they've got f'd up suspensions and/or gives them the appearance of looking like land-barges. A royal beast like a Bentley deserves to be a few more inches off the ground. 

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