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Slammed Ms B

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Well this has been entertaining and made the 4 hour flight zip by. Time to turn off the Gogo wifi.

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three

 

hundred

 

he would have passed out from sucking in his gut for so long.  Breathe Ahole, breathe!

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Here ya go. Had to stop a second at my parents house, so I used their mirror so it would come out clearer. I even pulled my shirt tight since last time y'all said I was leaning forward, wearing a loose shirt, a girdle, and sucking in. I'm 223 and I know that's medically overweight, but I'm super healthy and losing 1-2 pounds a weeks and building muscle, so not exactly the 400lbs y'all make it out to be! funny, if you pull up the "post your pic" thread, I'm currently in better shape than most of those pictures, including the 4-5 chinned Mountain Dew drinking Madbraggart.

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Lmao nice crocs there Alice

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Lmao nice crocs there Alice

 

custom made from baby sea lion skin.

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is it just me, or does he show a distinct resemblance to Fat Bastard in that close up?

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LOOK OUT WOMEN OF LOUISIANA, THIS STUD MUFFIN IS COMING FOR YOU

 

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I like that piece of art, and I'm not talking about the painting.

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I like that piece of art, and I'm not talking about the painting.

Wow, you devoted your avatar description to me! I saw another guy that devoted his sig to me too. I feel honored to be so popular with all you guys! If I come down for this year Saints win in Charlotte, I'll make myself available for a short autograph signing and pictures before the game,

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I will shave a spot on my Appalachian back for you to sign.

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Wow, you devoted your avatar description to me! I saw another guy that devoted his sig to me too. I feel honored to be so popular with all you guys! If I come down for this year Saints win in Charlotte, I'll make myself available for a short autograph signing and pictures before the game,

 

Last I checked, the shithole you live in is not up north from us, so technically, you would be coming UP, not going down. Unless you think Charlotte is in the Bahamas. 

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Years of being a vegan and that's the best you can

do? .....meh!

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Wow, you devoted your avatar description to me! I saw another guy that devoted his sig to me too. I feel honored to be so popular with all you guys! If I come down for this year Saints win in Charlotte, I'll make myself available for a short autograph signing and pictures before the game,

Keep it short to keep the heavy breathing and sweating to a minimum right? I was trying to show you some love man, you take enough abuse on here. Negative attention is better than no attention though right? FYI only a complete fool would "slam" a Bentley. Good job ruining your car.

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