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I wonder if Alice considers slamming a Baconator at Wendy's sex since the restaurant is named after a girl?

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I wonder if Alice considers slamming a Baconator at Wendy's sex since the restaurant is named after a girl?

 

.... just think what he does with Mrs. Buttersworth or Aunt Jemima.

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On the rare occasions I eat waffles, I don't use that deadly syrup concoction, I use a grade A maple syrup. I know this is probably lost on the Mountain Dew drinking Appalachian poor, but here goes

http://www.restlesschipotle.com/2011/05/whats-in-that-food-additives-in-aunt-jemima-syrup/

CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

I also never ate fast food as a kid and other than a short period of buying a few side salads from Wendys, I can count on one hand how many times I've eaten fast food inside US. On the other hand I have almost as necessity eaten fast food abroad a few times since the local options were not so good or closed for siesta like in Spain, or weren't serving between lunch and dinner. So keep saying a bunch of made up stuff that doesn't even remotely appy, bc it's really upsetting me, no really, it's totally getting to me, I swear! Lol

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I wonder if Alice considers slamming a Baconator at Wendy's sex since the restaurant is named after a girl?

 

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I make my own syrup to put on my banana waffles that I also make.

Buying anything premade is gonna be less healthy than doing it yourself.

I guess this would also "appy" to Alice's sex life: the more he does it himself, the better the entire planet is.

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I make my own syrup to put on my banana waffles that I also make.

Buying anything premade is gonna be less healthy than doing it yourself.

I guess this would also "appy" to Alice's sex life: the more he does it himself, the better the entire planet is.

I don't think a life with no sex can actually be called a "sex life".

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I don't think a life with no sex can actually be called a "sex life".

 

it's so pathetic that alice has to rohypnol itself just to get lucky on a saturday night.

 

damn that's sad.

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it's so pathetic that alice has to rohypnol itself just to get lucky on a saturday night.

damn that's sad.

you may have just doomed his cockerspaniel

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you may have just doomed his cockerspaniel

Oh wait, is this the PhillyB peanut butter and dog story? Oh man, well played! You totally got me! Ouch! Haha

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Oh wait, is this the PhillyB peanut butter and dog story? Oh man, well played! You totally got me! Ouch! Haha

 

Um, no. I guess that is a Freudian slip because nobody was talking about peanut butter.

 

I was talking about you giving your dog roofies.

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