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#91 Peppers90 NC

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:17 AM

i slammed down 3 baconators and finished it off by slamming down 2 more frostees, vanilla bi-otch



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Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:27 AM

I wonder if Alice considers slamming a Baconator at Wendy's sex since the restaurant is named after a girl?

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:32 AM

I wonder if Alice considers slamming a Baconator at Wendy's sex since the restaurant is named after a girl?

 

.... just think what he does with Mrs. Buttersworth or Aunt Jemima.



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Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:21 PM

Mrs Butterworths + Mr Bigglesworth = don't leave the bedroom for a week

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:41 PM

On the rare occasions I eat waffles, I don't use that deadly syrup concoction, I use a grade A maple syrup. I know this is probably lost on the Mountain Dew drinking Appalachian poor, but here goes

http://www.restlessc...t-jemima-syrup/

CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.


I also never ate fast food as a kid and other than a short period of buying a few side salads from Wendys, I can count on one hand how many times I've eaten fast food inside US. On the other hand I have almost as necessity eaten fast food abroad a few times since the local options were not so good or closed for siesta like in Spain, or weren't serving between lunch and dinner. So keep saying a bunch of made up stuff that doesn't even remotely appy, bc it's really upsetting me, no really, it's totally getting to me, I swear! Lol

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:55 PM

I wonder if Alice considers slamming a Baconator at Wendy's sex since the restaurant is named after a girl?

 


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Posted 28 April 2014 - 12:57 PM

I make my own syrup to put on my banana waffles that I also make.

Buying anything premade is gonna be less healthy than doing it yourself.

I guess this would also "appy" to Alice's sex life: the more he does it himself, the better the entire planet is.

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 07:03 PM

I make my own syrup to put on my banana waffles that I also make.

Buying anything premade is gonna be less healthy than doing it yourself.

I guess this would also "appy" to Alice's sex life: the more he does it himself, the better the entire planet is.


I don't think a life with no sex can actually be called a "sex life".

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 08:06 PM

I don't think a life with no sex can actually be called a "sex life".

 

it's so pathetic that alice has to rohypnol itself just to get lucky on a saturday night.

 

damn that's sad.



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Posted 28 April 2014 - 08:52 PM

This is pathetic.
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Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:17 PM

it's so pathetic that alice has to rohypnol itself just to get lucky on a saturday night.

damn that's sad.


you may have just doomed his cockerspaniel

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:23 PM

you may have just doomed his cockerspaniel


Oh wait, is this the PhillyB peanut butter and dog story? Oh man, well played! You totally got me! Ouch! Haha

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 09:13 AM

Oh wait, is this the PhillyB peanut butter and dog story? Oh man, well played! You totally got me! Ouch! Haha

 

Um, no. I guess that is a Freudian slip because nobody was talking about peanut butter.

 

I was talking about you giving your dog roofies.



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Posted 01 May 2014 - 04:34 PM

You talking bout Aunt B?




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