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Khaki Lackey

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Division crown pie

28 December 2014 - 06:49 PM

Norman is becoming our Richard Sherman, Norwell is a beast, Cam is becoming elite and we're going to the playoffs. Pie for all!!!!

Ways to enjoy this season...

12 November 2014 - 04:13 PM

Well, this season is officially spiraling down the toilet. You're probably asking yourself, "how can I possibly have a good time watching the remainder of these embarrassing beat downs?" Here are a few suggestions: (best done at BOA but can be done at home or at a sports bar)

Wear a 59 jersey, tackle people you see in opponents jerseys and have a group of friends scream, "Luuuuuuuuke!"

Wear a 77 jersey and a sombrero, when Bell's man breezes by him, yell "ole!!!"
(You'll probably get hoarse, bring some Ricola®)

Drink every time Cam is sacked (make sure you have a DD, obviously)

Wear the opposing team's jersey

In the name of levity, I would love to hear some of your suggestions. At least take the brief time to tell Uncle Khaki that his thread is "dildos."