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Khaki Lackey

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Division crown pie

28 December 2014 - 06:49 PM

Norman is becoming our Richard Sherman, Norwell is a beast, Cam is becoming elite and we're going to the playoffs. Pie for all!!!!

Ways to enjoy this season...

12 November 2014 - 04:13 PM

Well, this season is officially spiraling down the toilet. You're probably asking yourself, "how can I possibly have a good time watching the remainder of these embarrassing beat downs?" Here are a few suggestions: (best done at BOA but can be done at home or at a sports bar)

Wear a 59 jersey, tackle people you see in opponents jerseys and have a group of friends scream, "Luuuuuuuuke!"

Wear a 77 jersey and a sombrero, when Bell's man breezes by him, yell "ole!!!"
(You'll probably get hoarse, bring some Ricola®)

Drink every time Cam is sacked (make sure you have a DD, obviously)

Wear the opposing team's jersey

In the name of levity, I would love to hear some of your suggestions. At least take the brief time to tell Uncle Khaki that his thread is "dildos."

Mandatory Reading (shiny hood ornament theory)

18 March 2014 - 10:07 AM

Panthercougar68 posted this article in the Bill Voth thread and I think it articulates what I believe is probably Gettleman's philosophy in regard to FA WRs.
Read it. Especially if you are shrieking like a middle school girl that just found out that 'One Direction' broke up about our WR situation.