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#2959273 Pittsburgh week - Hide yo Kids, Hide yo Wives, Ben is coming to the QC

Posted by SauceBoss on 16 September 2014 - 11:41 PM

Steeler fans are the worst fans in sports. PERIOD. I can't wait to embarrass them. I've never known one non-arrogant asshole steeler fan. We're forced to watch them every damn week, and for some reason, this high school team gets half the prime time slots during the season. They've been terrible since they lost the Super Bowl. They're so damn embarrassed they lost to The Golden Calf of Bristol that the team has never recovered from that nightmare. Not only are they assholes, they'll be the quickest to jump ship. You might say they do that here, but i've seen bars where they "took over" completely die of business b/c their fans flake. Then come the personal attacks from their fans. They are much like Clemson fans, but actually worse, because they have actually done something in history. Granted we would've beaten them in 2008 if we had gone to the Super Bowl, but they skated by with beating the Cardinals. Possibly the least relevant football team of all time. Sunday Night is personal for me. Their fans poo on Cam with having never watched a game. I'm going to enjoy putting 40 on these stick beaten horses.


TLDR: fug the Steelers.

#2956971 I think Steeler fans are lubing up for Sunday already...

Posted by SauceBoss on 16 September 2014 - 05:26 AM

"Roethlisberger can make Kuechly a non-factor if he simply avoids the middle of the field. Sidelines, screen game and running the ball effectively will negate the best 43 Linebacker in the game. That may indeed be oversimplifying it, but our offense should pose problems for them."





#2944914 So apparently Detroit media is turning "Donkey Kong Suh" into a racia...

Posted by SauceBoss on 12 September 2014 - 01:03 AM

it's like adding racism to the ray rice incident.

#2936044 A stat no one has brought up

Posted by SauceBoss on 08 September 2014 - 02:48 AM

Someone pointed this out to me at a bar today, where other Panthers fan actually existed, which was surprising. 


He asked when the last time we won an opener was?


It's been six fuging years since we've won an opener.


Last time? 2008, in San Diego, in one of this team's greatest games of all time. Jake hit Rosario in the back of the end zone as time expired. 


The subsequent years saw the punishing loss to the Eagles, then the Jimmy Debacle with the Giants, then the Cardinals game we should have won, then Tampa, and last year the Seachickens,


That's five in a row. Most outsiders would have thought with a backup QB and having the worst WR in the history of football, we should have lost today. Hopefully those people lost their money, and Peter King hopefully too.


We actually one back to back opening games, both on the road in 07-08, the other was against the Rams. The Panthers are 7-13 all time on opening weekend. Since 2004, we are 3-8 after today. 


So maybe this will start a change of mantra. Since Chico finally won an opener, maybe he can get a win after a bye week, and then muster again back to back winning seasons.


BTW I wasn't impressed with any other team in the division today. Everyone said Byrd would be the difference in New Orleans, and they gave up just as many points as before. The Falcons are terrible. 

#2921056 Feature on K.B.tonight ESPN at 9 pm est

Posted by SauceBoss on 02 September 2014 - 12:28 PM

5 to 1 odds they call him Calvin Benjamin.


#2917082 Norwell and Foucault - 2 UDFA Offensive Linemen on the Final 53

Posted by SauceBoss on 30 August 2014 - 03:21 PM

This is a sign our line is terrible

#2917062 Ron Rivera: Hot Seat?

Posted by SauceBoss on 30 August 2014 - 03:15 PM

Waaaaaaait a fuging minute. Doesn't that piece of poo prick fug peter king work for SI? I rest my fuging case. ***** prick. I hope when we win the Super Bowl cam and Chico take dual diarhrrea shits up his front door and face. Faggot.

#2908334 Panthers Cuts 8-24

Posted by SauceBoss on 25 August 2014 - 03:47 AM

Pilares = Hurney Magic

#2904963 Dear New England, Thank You

Posted by SauceBoss on 23 August 2014 - 09:36 AM

All of these reasons that are listed is why im shrugging this off. Its the preseason dont get hurt. But then again robert lester is garbage and i think the whole game wouldve been diff if he didnt wiff on that third down tackle when we blitzed

#2897715 Quadruple Trouble?

Posted by SauceBoss on 19 August 2014 - 02:25 AM

I'm available too, so basically this is the eleventy-headed monster.

#2889772 So, Rivera's camp MVPs were Hardy and Alexander, huh?

Posted by SauceBoss on 14 August 2014 - 04:36 AM

Bigjohn is the MVP of this thread.



#2888496 Who's the guy that you're glad you don't have?

Posted by SauceBoss on 13 August 2014 - 12:38 AM

He said years ago he would play until 2015-16

He conveniently failed to mention that to anybody on the planet until the Panthers cut him.

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#2888495 Who's the guy that you're glad you don't have?

Posted by SauceBoss on 13 August 2014 - 12:37 AM

Glad we don't have chud, wish we did not have shula.

#2885750 Stewart on the practice field

Posted by SauceBoss on 11 August 2014 - 12:03 AM

Wait...so the moved the bike to the actual field of play?

#2883321 Ok Internet bro's, so I totally got in this dudes poo tonight

Posted by SauceBoss on 09 August 2014 - 01:14 AM



Man I remember back in 07 we were playing the Colts and this baldheaded fug gets out of his truck wearing a steelers jersey and carrying a terrible towel. Really, what the fug? Like the ultimate cock you've ever seen. It scars me for life what some assholes will do. How does this shitbird fan show up not expecting to be poo on?

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