I'd then bring all the coaches, even the golden boy Ricky Proehl, into my office and say if y'all want to continue to be employed you need to be exponentially better at your jobs. Each and every coach has poo the bed entirely this year.
I also make a formal request to the NFL to never, ever, EVER, have a nationally televised Panthers game again. Even the playoffs need to be a regionally broadcast affair only. If we make it to the Superbowl switch it to $1000 PPV so nobody can watch it, because the ass beatings this team takes on the national stage are unbearable.