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#2845169 Sneaky wife interrogation tactics

Posted by Cage on 10 July 2014 - 02:52 PM

Damn...as a man of logic who has kept a solid record of all the negatives about marriage it is most clear that marriage is for suckers and the juice is not worth the squeeze.  Good luck with that man; hope it works out.  But seriously, why buy the cow, when you're getting the milk for free?  Why get married at all?  

#2832704 Ann Coulter hates soccer

Posted by Cage on 26 June 2014 - 10:03 PM

As someone mentioned...she's simply trolling people.

People's sarcasm meter is broken.

Compared to the other stupid poo she says how can you be sure she is "trolling"? Trolling is an art that a master practitioner wields with surgical precision.

Coulter is just a dumbass who panders to low brow low IQ idiots. Hyperbolic statements are the norm for her. But you right wing soft heads keep defending your mentally challenged heroes. Whenever she crosses the line she's "trolling". Just like that dumbass repub from SC who tweeted all those poo statement s about trayvon two superbowls ago. He claimed he was trolling too.

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#2818120 Got kicked out of fuggin Angry Ale's

Posted by Cage on 12 June 2014 - 08:53 PM

Hahahaha damn.  It's not that fuging serious man.  The list of things in life worth fighting about is pretty short. 

#2817170 Chemistry

Posted by Cage on 12 June 2014 - 03:21 AM

I hate gang signs


I hate traitorous blonde American communists that get engaged to pinko Russian commies after being impregnated with their Stalin seed.

#2792559 Game of Thrones-HBO-Seasons 1, 2, 3

Posted by Cage on 19 May 2014 - 12:13 AM

People love Oberyn and have only been exposed to about 1/10th of his story. He should get a spin-off or prequel.


Erm, I mean, I hope they show more of him next season.


Is there supposed to be a punchline in there somewhere?

#2787252 The 49ers WR corps may tip scales in their favor

Posted by Cage on 14 May 2014 - 06:46 PM


mentioning Kaep and incredible QB in the same sentence is laughable....unless it is "Kaep will never be an incredible qb".

You guys are all homers and incredibly biased if you can't acknowledge that Kaep is a good qb. Of course not yet as good as Cam but good none the less. You guys are pretty much saying what people said about Cam as recently as a year ago.

Kaep can ball. And damn it must be nice to have that oline, offensive coordinator, and weapons. Legit weapons. GMs with brains are good too.

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#2784776 I went to high school with Greg Hardy's girlfriend.

Posted by Cage on 13 May 2014 - 04:21 PM

She's a really nice person and went to UNCW

You just said she was a psycho....which is it? Psycho woman who is comfortable with her sexuality? Or "really nice person"?

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#2784652 I went to high school with Greg Hardy's girlfriend.

Posted by Cage on 13 May 2014 - 03:39 PM

I could post her Instagram and Facebook but that doesn't seem right.

No balls. It's the internetz. Morality is fluid or nonexistent.

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#2783082 Michael Sam, draft prospect, admits he's gay

Posted by Cage on 12 May 2014 - 07:43 PM

I honestly can't say I have.




“From last season alone, I should’ve been in the first three rounds. SEC Defensive Player of the Year, All-American,” Sam said, via the Associated Press. “I knew I was going to get picked somewhere. Every team that passed me, I was thinking how I’m going to sack their quarterback.”

Many of the great players in NFL history who were selected in the late rounds of the draft have used that fact as motivation. Former sixth-round pick Tom Bradycan still name all of the quarterbacks who were drafted ahead of him. The Rams should be glad that Sam is fired up by a perceived slight.



It is almost impossible to be a football fan (or sports fan in general) and not acknowledge the fact that the ultra-competitive nature of the typical Alpha Male top athlete drives them to use any perceived slight (real or imagined) as motivation to wreck face.  Hell, anybody that has played sports at anything above the rec level has probably zoned in on something pretty minor to motivate them when their body starts to fail or their confidence starts to flag.

#2781350 Landover Baptist Church Website

Posted by Cage on 11 May 2014 - 07:29 PM

I don't have a problem with Christianity. Some of the best people I have ever met have been kind, well meaning, humble (but not weak or cowardly) Christians. truly Christ like. That's not my cup of tea but I can respect good people. Some of the best people I have met have also been atheists.

My beef is with people like Jerry Falwell and a host of others who (much like Islamic extremists) hijack their religion for their own hateful and evil purposes. Those kinds of people deserve to be ridiculed....which that site does a good job off.

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#2780611 Landover Baptist Church Website

Posted by Cage on 11 May 2014 - 11:15 AM

I was looking up random stuff on the internet and came across some interesting articles about the founder of Liberty University (the racist and now deceased turd known as Jerry Falwell).  I then found the most outstanding troll website ever made: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/?


There are hardcore Christians posting on that website that have no idea that the entire website was made to make fun of Southern Baptist hypocrite "Christians".  It's beautiful.  Masterful....on par with something created by Leonardo Da Vinci.  Just wanted to share.  It made me laugh my ass off. 

#2764321 More than 10 players fail Combine drug test

Posted by Cage on 06 May 2014 - 09:54 PM

When I was in you got an Article 15 the first time, another time & you got a BCD. (Depending on priors of course. ) In this case, there were so many flags that the lab called someone at the Pentagon ahead of the full report to warn them. They called the base commander who went full bore, honey badger, bat fug crazy on us. Then when the report came down, it was easy to see someting was wrong. We're talking 50-60 people including E-6s & 7s, 2nd Lt,1stLt, 1st Sgt., The Capt. etc... So they investigated, & after several months of sheer terror for those who had been flagged, they figured out what it was & everyone got cleared.

As for the rest, I agree. Hell, when I was their age my main mode of transportation was my motorcycle, but if someone said "I'll pay you $2mil a year but you can't ride a bike during that time, too dangerous." I woulda been a car having mofo.

Hahaha damn. I bet the base commander about had a coronary when he found that out. Nobody leaves the military without some crazy ass stories. Hazing, officers getting caught throwing swingers parties, so much adultery, on base drug dealing and prostitution etc.

Glory days indeed.

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#2761920 Game of Thrones-HBO-Seasons 1, 2, 3

Posted by Cage on 05 May 2014 - 12:30 PM

what, you mean vargo hoat?

he's not even on the show.

Locke fills the role of Vargo Hoat. Imo the way they merked him was fine. Iirc Vargo Hoat got captured and tortured to death by Tywin Lannister. Soon the TV show and book series are gonna really diverge anyway according to GRRM. The writers for the show already know how the book series ends. The destination is the same but the way the two are gonna get there might be really different.

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#2759094 Our middle linebacker...

Posted by Cage on 02 May 2014 - 10:08 AM

Mr Scot, its a sign of affection, love, and devotion.

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#2757251 Ashley Fox article on Cam Newton

Posted by Cage on 30 April 2014 - 05:34 PM

I actually tend to visit other team's boards right after they play us just to see what they're saying. Occasionally take a peek during the offseason too if something I'm interested in is happening with a particular team. No, it's not to troll them, that isn't my thing. It's because I'm curious to see what their fans are saying. It's good for perspective. You should try it sometime.

I say "you should try it" because I can tell that you actually haven't done it, at least not in the cases of the Lions, Bears, and Rams. You seriously wanna try and defend the idea that their QBs don't get shredded after losses? You gotta be kidding!

The only board it looks like you actually have visited is the Dolphins...and probably just once. You wonder why they're not ripping Tannehill? Well for one, how about that he's only just completed year two so he's still in 'honeymoon' phase with most of the fanbase and two, he's actually pretty good. Given those factors, there's no reason to expect massive criticism. I'm sure they have some, but it not being huge is hardly a shock.

Jay Cutler, on the other hand? If you wanted to show that other QBs don't get torn up by their fans, Cutler is easily one of the single worst examples you could have chosen to support your argument.

If you're trying to build a credible narrative that Cam gets ripped more than other QBs, you need to find better examples.

I'd add this tip: Don't go to the official boards because those will be censored by the team. Independent boards (like this one) are a much better source for unfiltered fan opinion.

So you're not willing to accept the fact that cam faces a disproportionate amount of criticism from his own fans?

Naturally ever qb of every team gets critiqued and sometimes thrown under the bus by his own fans. It's just way worse with Cam. You really think that cam gets it no worse than any other qb?

People aren't saying cam shouldn't get shredded after losses. He should. People are saying he takes a large amount of unwarranted criticism. The huddle isn't a good place to see that bc in general the mods and community shun people who are too blatant and expose their thoughtless hatred too often. Not everybody who points that out is wrong or is a 'kid with a chip on his shoulder' like you often say.

A significant percentage of Carolina Panthers fans still hate Cam and always will. Your clean cut socially neutered pseudo logic won't change that.

I get it. Your knowledge of football is paramount. ...but your take on social issues could use some field study.

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