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#2965618 6 years, $150,250,000, $54,000,000 guaranteed, Projected contract f...

Posted by Cage on Yesterday, 10:34 AM

He's going to get paid.  Get over it.  The consequences of paying him an exorbitant amount of money pale in comparison to the consequences of letting him go to another team or trying to low ball him and essentially give him a series of one year extensions.  All this talk about "he hasn't won a playoff game" is idiocy.  In this league the qb position is the only position that is paid according to "possible future performance" and not according to "what have you done for me lately".  What is so difficult to grasp about this concept?


Keep all your personal wishes and pipedreams (ie pay him after he wins a superbowl or playoff game) out of the equation.  According to that logic, Marino should never have been paid anything.  He will be payed a ridiculous amount of money based on future performance projections and due to the fact that elite quarterbacks are harder to find than a virgin in a Catholic High School.


Oh and for those that keep insisting "Cam cares more about winning than he does money", I'm sure Cam does but guess what?  His agent Bus Cook does not.  And his agent will be handling all the negotiations.  For the Nth time, Bus Cook is not known for his generosity to teams/organizations when it comes to getting his clients contracts. 

#2962618 Jameis Winston suspended

Posted by Cage on 18 September 2014 - 12:12 PM

There's absolutely nothing to see here.  If people think he did anything that other egotistical qbs (or athletes in general) haven't done in the past, then I have some beach front property in Idaho I want to sell you.  The only thing that screwed him over as far as the "fug her right in the pussy" meme was concerned is that people put him on blast about it on social media.  And from what I could see the people were all humored by it because they know the original of the meme.


Posted by Cage on 15 September 2014 - 05:54 PM

As one or the Lions players was walking into to tunnel to leave the stadium at the end of the game  he took his gloves off like he was going to give them to some young fan who was waiting ,but the guy just dropped them on the ground.


Another thing I noticed near the end of the game were fans(I guess Lions fans) pissing on the floors in the restrooms. I notice this a lot when we beat teams from up North. They piss on the floor next to the urinals and it runs all the way across the floor to the sinks. It always happens at the end of the games.


I'm pointing these things out because the stadium is going to be full of Pittsburgh fans this Sunday. If you see this nonsense then report it


Wow.  These are the same people that walk around masquerading as normal, everyday Joes. 

#2955765 A few pics from yesterday

Posted by Cage on 15 September 2014 - 04:58 PM

Why the fug would you wear a 49ers Jersey to a game that didn't involve the 49ers?  I hate people.

#2954422 Man ESPN really pisses me off

Posted by Cage on 15 September 2014 - 08:07 AM

Ask his son, I bet he disagrees. Wait, never mind.

Reason #1,000,000 why I hate and despise my fellow man. Seriously why would you say something like that?

#2950530 Official Panthers - Lions Gameday Thread

Posted by Cage on 14 September 2014 - 02:02 PM

Hate to say it but Shula.....wtf dude?  Might be time to get rid of that guy.

#2948271 Gameday Menu

Posted by Cage on 14 September 2014 - 07:46 AM

I actually really like BWW's wings. Especially Asian Zing and Mango Habanero.

Anyway, I'll post some pics once I make the meal, but I grabbed a load of shrimp from Clean catch fish market that we're skewering with chicken/peppers/vidalias.

Homemade bruscetta for an app.

Probably Dogfish 60 to drink.

Pie for the Dogfish 60s. IPAs are delicious. Hard to go back to weak, piss beer after that.

#2947833 Suh pissed at Donkey Kong comments

Posted by Cage on 13 September 2014 - 08:07 PM

Breaking news alert.....The Carolina Panthers O-line responds to anonymous threats from Donkey Kong Suh:


"And we shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy our brothers. And you will know our names when we lay our vengeance upon thee"


It's 9:00 pm and I'm drunk and ready for blood tomorrow.  Let the Detroit Lions howl in agony, wail and gnash their teeth,and rue the day their fathers ever laid eyes on their mothers.  Let there be blood.

#2947445 I just met Ben Roethlisberger

Posted by Cage on 13 September 2014 - 02:30 PM

I have a slightly unhealthy hatred of the Saints, but Fixburgh's fanbase really is the most obnoxious, illiterate, absolutely-lacking-of-even-the-most-basic-education troglodytes I have ever seen in my life.  And the fact that Big Pussy is their qb when he has a history of overblowing injuries, whining frequently, and questionable sexual past really is the crown on the king's head.  I want us to sack him more than we sack Matty Lice, and that's a pretty high number.


Eagles fans, Poopburgh fans, and Taints fans should not be allowed to procreate.  Boston sports fans should be outright castrated.

#2947437 2 contract workers witnesses to Mike Brown shooting

Posted by Cage on 13 September 2014 - 02:18 PM

The cop should be behind bars but I am willing to bet he gets away with it.  Most people cannot comprehend the fact that what the cop did was not self defense.  Even in war, if your enemy surrenders (lays down arms and raises their hands and stops being a threat to you or your brothers in arms) you can go to Leavenworth if you kill them.  This is even despite the fact that they could have been armed and legitimately have been trying to kill you minutes before that.


Michael Brown was not armed and at the moment of his death posed 0 threat to the cop or the general public at large.  I'm not sure what is so fuging difficult to understand about that.

#2947392 I just met Ben Roethlisberger

Posted by Cage on 13 September 2014 - 01:28 PM

Every time Big Ben comes up, this is all I think of:



#2947165 National Interest in Hardy just ended....

Posted by Cage on 13 September 2014 - 11:03 AM

Didn't he have one bastard child croak already?


The fug?  One of his children was brutally murdered by a psychopath.  This isn't Game of fuging Thrones.  That comment was insensitive as fug man.  If Peterson actually gets convicted of this it's bs. 

#2945966 False::::According to sources of WFNZ, Panthers considering. Cutting Hardy today

Posted by Cage on 12 September 2014 - 03:36 PM

#Team Hardy



#2944496 Are northerners more racist than southerners?

Posted by Cage on 11 September 2014 - 08:32 PM

I swear we make stuff more than it is. Racists are moblle. As long as you have humans you are gonna have racists. Shocker.

If everybody had that attitude nothing would ever get done or change. Evil triumphs when good people do nothing. And make no mistake racism/colorism/discrimination is evil of the worst kind. It promotes an almost endless cycle of hate that is hard to break. Anything that promotes senseless division should be talked about.

That "it is what it is/big deal" attitude is easy to maintain when nothing really negative (ie job related, safety related, justice related) has happened to you bc of how you look. Unless I totally misunderstood the angle you were coming from.

#2944048 Are northerners more racist than southerners?

Posted by Cage on 11 September 2014 - 04:11 PM

What is the motivation for people that live in non-black countries like Russia to dislike black people? It just seems like a waste of energy.


Look at how black people and black countries are portrayed in the media.  Imagine you go your whole life never meeting a black person and all you see is the negativity from various media outlets.  It's very easy for blacks as a whole to become the "feared, unknown other" in that type of environment.  For the weak minded/closed minded this "unknown other" is the perfect target for meaningless hatred.  This is despite the fact that communist Russia had pretty close ties with African countries and a lot of people from African countries went to Russia on scholarships to study (this still happens today; those that go are literally risking their lives though).  These close ties led to the CIA, and various European intelligence agencies instigating the assassination of various African leaders (which contributed to much of the instability seen in Africa today) but I digress.


It's part of the human condition.  Groups of humans feel that they themselves don't deserve to hated, but also feel that there is another group that deserves to be hated, mistreated, and even killed.  It's part of the human condition.  It's why I hate and despise humanity as a whole.

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