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Cage

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#2899338 Never seen This Much Talent On A Panther team.

Posted by Cage on Today, 12:35 AM

@ op PM me the number for your dealer because clearly I've been missing out.

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#2897590 Manziel Not Impressing

Posted by Cage on 18 August 2014 - 10:43 PM

Wow. I love how sports are such a perfect microcosm of society as a whole. The media will let this blow over in a couple of weeks while people still give Cam poo about a fuging towel. Humanity is pathetic.

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#2888706 I met Kony Ealy today

Posted by Cage on 13 August 2014 - 09:27 AM

Pied this yesterday but didn't get a chance to comment. Don't let life sap that youthful enthusiasm, optimism, and spirit my man. I know this sounds sappy as hell but that story was dripping with all the things that make life worth living.

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#2888680 Stomp and Frisk

Posted by Cage on 13 August 2014 - 09:09 AM

protect and serve...


Punish and enslave. Seek and destroy. Terminate with extreme prejudice. Cops now a days think they are war fighters.

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#2883275 Brandon "Swolebones" Williams in HD

Posted by Cage on 09 August 2014 - 12:22 AM

Steroids much??

Spoken like an idiot or a fatass. Believe it or not...Some men have freakish genetics. The average man
has a 1:1 ratio of testosterone to epitestosterone. But some men walk around with a natural 3:1 ratio or 4:1 ratio. That's right...they naturally produce 3 or 4x the amount of test a normal man does. This is a simplistic explanation of a complex endocrine process but it will suffice.

So instead of going all Beta male and saying "steroids much" you should either educate yourself or be quiet.

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#2879043 The Falcons Fans that starting yealling "Falcons, Rise Up"

Posted by Cage on 06 August 2014 - 02:53 PM

Agreed.


Same as dudes wearing Jordans out and about.

Just looks foolish.


What kind of shoes do you wear out and about? Plain white new balance with extra support for your arthritis with the shorts pulled over your gut?

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#2845169 Sneaky wife interrogation tactics

Posted by Cage on 10 July 2014 - 02:52 PM

Damn...as a man of logic who has kept a solid record of all the negatives about marriage it is most clear that marriage is for suckers and the juice is not worth the squeeze.  Good luck with that man; hope it works out.  But seriously, why buy the cow, when you're getting the milk for free?  Why get married at all?  




#2832704 Ann Coulter hates soccer

Posted by Cage on 26 June 2014 - 10:03 PM

As someone mentioned...she's simply trolling people.

People's sarcasm meter is broken.


Compared to the other stupid poo she says how can you be sure she is "trolling"? Trolling is an art that a master practitioner wields with surgical precision.

Coulter is just a dumbass who panders to low brow low IQ idiots. Hyperbolic statements are the norm for her. But you right wing soft heads keep defending your mentally challenged heroes. Whenever she crosses the line she's "trolling". Just like that dumbass repub from SC who tweeted all those poo statement s about trayvon two superbowls ago. He claimed he was trolling too.

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#2818120 Got kicked out of fuggin Angry Ale's

Posted by Cage on 12 June 2014 - 08:53 PM

Hahahaha damn.  It's not that fuging serious man.  The list of things in life worth fighting about is pretty short. 




#2817170 Chemistry

Posted by Cage on 12 June 2014 - 03:21 AM

I hate gang signs

 

I hate traitorous blonde American communists that get engaged to pinko Russian commies after being impregnated with their Stalin seed.




#2792559 Game of Thrones-HBO-Seasons 1, 2, 3

Posted by Cage on 19 May 2014 - 12:13 AM

People love Oberyn and have only been exposed to about 1/10th of his story. He should get a spin-off or prequel.

 

Erm, I mean, I hope they show more of him next season.

 

Is there supposed to be a punchline in there somewhere?




#2787252 The 49ers WR corps may tip scales in their favor

Posted by Cage on 14 May 2014 - 06:46 PM

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

mentioning Kaep and incredible QB in the same sentence is laughable....unless it is "Kaep will never be an incredible qb".


You guys are all homers and incredibly biased if you can't acknowledge that Kaep is a good qb. Of course not yet as good as Cam but good none the less. You guys are pretty much saying what people said about Cam as recently as a year ago.

Kaep can ball. And damn it must be nice to have that oline, offensive coordinator, and weapons. Legit weapons. GMs with brains are good too.

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#2784776 I went to high school with Greg Hardy's girlfriend.

Posted by Cage on 13 May 2014 - 04:21 PM

She's a really nice person and went to UNCW


You just said she was a psycho....which is it? Psycho woman who is comfortable with her sexuality? Or "really nice person"?

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#2784652 I went to high school with Greg Hardy's girlfriend.

Posted by Cage on 13 May 2014 - 03:39 PM

I could post her Instagram and Facebook but that doesn't seem right.


No balls. It's the internetz. Morality is fluid or nonexistent.

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#2783082 Michael Sam, draft prospect, admits he's gay

Posted by Cage on 12 May 2014 - 07:43 PM

I honestly can't say I have.

 

 

 

“From last season alone, I should’ve been in the first three rounds. SEC Defensive Player of the Year, All-American,” Sam said, via the Associated Press. “I knew I was going to get picked somewhere. Every team that passed me, I was thinking how I’m going to sack their quarterback.”

Many of the great players in NFL history who were selected in the late rounds of the draft have used that fact as motivation. Former sixth-round pick Tom Bradycan still name all of the quarterbacks who were drafted ahead of him. The Rams should be glad that Sam is fired up by a perceived slight.

 

 

It is almost impossible to be a football fan (or sports fan in general) and not acknowledge the fact that the ultra-competitive nature of the typical Alpha Male top athlete drives them to use any perceived slight (real or imagined) as motivation to wreck face.  Hell, anybody that has played sports at anything above the rec level has probably zoned in on something pretty minor to motivate them when their body starts to fail or their confidence starts to flag.






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