After realizing he will no longer be able to log on and drop turds of ignorance, he comes to the realization that his life has no meaning.
Seeking meaning, he starts dating a transexual he meets on craigslist. He dumps 'her' after coming to terms with the fact that he himself is in fact a woman.
He then uses his toes to log on to the huddle as 'catwoman'. He gets IP banned three hours later and moves to Thailand a week later to fulfill his dream of being a ladyboy prostitute.
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