"Why don't you organize a Steelers bar crawl back in shithole Pennsylvania? Such blatant disrespect to the home team. Whiskey river sucks anyway, and so does your team. Have fun crying in your $3.50 bottles of Bud Light after we spank your asses and you white trash miscreants scream for the firing of Todd Haley. I hope your event is an immense failure."
Screw being hospitable. They're steelers fans.