I'm the only man to DDT the Pope, watch Chewbacca play the bagpipes out his ass, and have the plessure of circle jerking with Steven Seagal and The Rock'N'Roll Express while listening to Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Where the Guidos dwell
Favorite NFL Team
Nevermind that sh*t
Most hated NFL Team
i hate all of them with the passion of 1000 suns
What you should know
I'm ready to f*ck I've been ready to f*ck, my suit's so tight
What is it about the Pittsburgh Steeler that scares the Carolina Panthers so freaking much!? Every time they face them during the regular season they get beat, in a bad way! Minus last year. I don't count that win since they were facing, essentially, a rookie team. I haven't seen the Carolina Panthers play so awfully in years! Tonight was so bad I actually considered giving up watching the NFL! I know injuries played a big part in the loss and Jeff Hardy (A.K.A. Mr. Domestic Violence) missing-in-action hurt the team as well, but, injuries and Hardy aside, Cam Newton was over-throwing everybody and the defense was getting fooled left, right, and center! I'm starting to think that Anderson needs to be the starting quarterback! The only player who actually managed to impress me tonight was Kelvin Benjamin! He managed to haul in 8 out of 13 catches! Not bad! He's turning out to be a great player! Still, as, obviously, upset as I am, the Carolina Panthers are still my team and my favorite team and I won't stop rooting for them even if my life depended on it or if I were offered $1,000,000! The reason I'm so upset is because I know they can do so much better! Anyway… I'm done ranting and complaining now. I'll finish by saying, better luck next time and Keep Pounding Panthers!
It could also be that he's being force fed since he seems like the only reliable threat?
I think his reach and talent has something to do with it
Philly brown got force fed too but he didn't convert anything into a touchdown or make the circus catches Benjamin seems to make in traffic
If Benjamin tried to do snow angels at Bank of America his right hand would be at the hoover dam and his left hand would be fisting a blue whale's asshole somewhere in the North Atlantic towards Denmark