- Star, this weekend would be a nice time to get out of your slump.
- Addison/Horton/Ealy, just find a way to get to Wilson and tackle well.
- Johnson, I don't know what the fug you're doing out there but a couple pressures would greatly appreciated.
- Short, you've been a beast. Keep it up!
- Kuechly/Davis, shake off the cobwebs. The defense will be looking to you two.
On the offensive side of the ball...
- Bell, Norwell, and/or Chandler, I got nothing. If you bitches want a roster spot next season, then just do your fugging jobs.