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#2646533 The Right-Wing Economic Argument in a Nutshell?

Posted by King on 08 February 2014 - 02:05 AM

yes we know taxation is slavery and a bunch of do-nothing liberals chanting in a park about rich people is exactly like nazi germany


i hope that some day you break your chains and follow the drinking gourd all the way to somalia where the nanny state won't interfere with private matters such as whether or not i can whack your pasty ass with the butt of a rifle and take your bitcoins and fedoras


Hey cantrell calling yourself a do-nothing liberal is a big step to admitting what a worthless fuging turd you are.


Maybe you should go read some Courage Wolf memes to finally give yourself the motivation to rise up, seize the means of production from the excess wallowing bourgeoisie, and die gloriously, soaked in blood and writhing in agony, in the smoldering ruins of the poo-filled streets and factories that you've desecrated in the name of worker's rights and other kindergarten tales.

Here, I'll help you find the winner inside you.  Lord knows he needs some air:


#2639336 Woody Allen

Posted by King on 02 February 2014 - 05:13 PM

Pstall, the point of this story wasn't "Hollywood protected Woody Allen."  It's that "Woody Allen may be child molesting rapist."


Learn some fuging priorities.

#2638113 The Right-Wing Economic Argument in a Nutshell?

Posted by King on 01 February 2014 - 11:36 AM

Hey they earned it through hard work and bootstraps and you are unamerican for dissing them -



- King and Mad


Literally inventing a strawman of me to vent your anger on.


I don't give a fug about hard work.  The labor theory of value is absolute horseshit.


All that matters is, did you earn your money through a mutual exchange of values?  Without fraud or force initiated?  Yes to both, it's your fuging money to do what you want with it.


I want a government (and a society) that respects one expression and one expression only: leave me the fug alone.

#2635699 The Right-Wing Economic Argument in a Nutshell?

Posted by King on 30 January 2014 - 10:40 AM

Economic inequality is a bogeyman that feeds on people's hatred and jealousy of neo-liberalism.


If at any time you are disturbed that someone else makes as much in a second as you make in a year, then you are literally what is wrong with America.

#2576878 Some easy ways to avoid and/or cure cancer

Posted by King on 31 December 2013 - 12:14 AM

Eating more organic foods tends to help.

#2576322 So...I found this interesting.

Posted by King on 30 December 2013 - 06:34 PM

I wouldn't have picked us to win the NFC-S at the start of the season, either.


Then our coach went from Walter White to Heisenberg.

#2574721 The monster that is the Kraken.....

Posted by King on 30 December 2013 - 01:26 AM

I'd rather we let Hardy walk if the only alternative is mortgaging our future.

#2565831 Ben Stein is a Genius

Posted by King on 26 December 2013 - 05:47 AM

Merry Christmas King! Glad to see your philosophy classes did not go to waste.


Never took one.  Probably should've.


But fug college and fug being graded on abstract poo.  Nuclear engineering was bad enough.

#2565830 Pope one-ups himself, declares "all religions true," says Atheists, h...

Posted by King on 26 December 2013 - 05:40 AM

My above post is satire.  Most of my posts are satire, actually, or at least exaggerations of my own thoughts.

Though working 100 hours a week on the back shift has sort of cut me off from the rest of humanity this past year, so that may explain the misanthropy and general lack of empathy.  That and missing the best Panthers season in 5 years because of work.

#2565768 Ben Stein is a Genius

Posted by King on 26 December 2013 - 01:02 AM

Religion has always been primarily about a centralized authority exercising control and conformity over the masses. 


Duh.  Religion is fascist propaganda.  That's not the scary part.  The scary part is why the propaganda is effective.


And the answer is that religion isn't the problem: narcissism is.  Everyone wants to lose any real control over their lives so that they can be the main character of their own TV show on AMC.  When God's pulling the strings, you draw a sense of identity from your actions, and your ego feeds on it like a second-year literary major at a stupidly expensive private college feeds on the rare offerings of approval given by her parents.


It doesn't have to be religion, either.  Your narcissism also gorges itself on being a Panthers football fan, having great sex for your birthday, leaving the bar poo-faced and covered in buffalo sauce, and winning political debates with other narcissists on the internet.


Basically, the problem with Christianity is the people it offends, not the Christianity itself.  The only way to win the battle is to not even be a part of it.  You have to become an apathetic turd just to reach enlightenment, and by then, you don't even care about your own self-actualization.  You're like the cat sleeping on the floor in the same room as two people having great sex, an indifferent witness to your own life's greatness.

#2565758 Pope one-ups himself, declares "all religions true," says Atheists, h...

Posted by King on 26 December 2013 - 12:35 AM

The Pope has been turning into a position of liberal "peace and love" garbage over a course of several years.  One more knife to the virtually nonexistent nuts of Christianity.

Islam is the last hope for fascism everywhere.

#2565744 Sound FX- Saints vs Panthers

Posted by King on 26 December 2013 - 12:12 AM

"We're gonna go out and punch 'em in the mouth!"


Proceeds to get sacked repeatedly.

#2565675 The Falcons offense this Sunday vs Luke and the Boys in GIF form

Posted by King on 25 December 2013 - 10:19 PM