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Changing my stance on fake bewbs

16 December 2014 - 02:39 PM

This is significant.  I used to be pro-natural only.  This has changed over time, due to a number of mitigating factors:


1.  Overall prevalence.  It seems 40% of women over the age of 25 has had some work done.


2. Quality of work.  Plastic surgery has come a long way.  To the point that it can be difficult to tell at times.


3. Restorative effect: Let's face it.  Time is not kind to the natural breast.  If a little tune-up can return glory to a once-proud breast, I'm all for it. 


4.  They're real if I can touch them.  Self explanatory.



Attn: people who complain about Christmas music all the time:

11 December 2014 - 12:51 PM

Stop it. There are worse things in this world than happy holiday music. It's the season to be jolly, motherfugers.

So shut your whore mouths and deal with the pain of being that fuging guy who hates watching children's faces light up with joy when they hear a song about jolly old Saint Nick.

Christmas isn't celebrated to appease your superior musical tastes, you assholes. It's about the children, you punkass sons of b*tches.

Merry fuging Christmas.

NOLA.com breaks down all 128 NFCS Scenarios (Caution: Bayou Maths)

09 December 2014 - 11:46 AM


Odds of winning the division
Team Percent
Falcons 45.71
8-8 record 11.36
7-9 record 30.47
6-10 record 3.89

Saints 36.13
8-8 record 16.53
7-9 record 19.26
6-10 record 0.34

Panthers 18.09
7-8-1 record 11.2
6-9-1 record 6.89
Based on probabilities of 128 outcomes occurring using Sagarin ratings.


Could one team clinch a playoff berth before the final week?
Yes, Atlanta and New Orleans both have a chance to clinch a week early and then rest for the playoffs in Week 17.
If the Falcons lose to Pittsburgh on Sunday and then the Saints beat the Bears on Monday night, the Saints could clinch the division by beating Atlanta on Dec. 21 if the Panthers lose to either Tampa or Cleveland.
The Falcons could also clinch the division on Dec. 21 by beating the Saints, assuming they beat the Steelers, the Saints lose to the Bears and the Panthers lose at least once.
The Saints could be eliminated from contention with a loss on Dec. 21 if Atlanta beats Pittsburgh OR Carolina beats both Tampa and Cleveland. (This is the case even if the Saints beat Chicago on Monday night).

Gettleman's Scouting Department

08 December 2014 - 10:58 AM

Let's give Gettleman some credit here.  He's still building his scouting department, and it is probably somewhat in a makeshift condition.  But the pro scouting department seem to have hit a home run with Remmers.  He's a perfect fit.


Couple that with some of the undrafted players we've found, how can you fault Gettleman?  We would've never found serviceable players at these positions under hurney.


Thankfully there's more to being a GM than first round draft picks and deciding whether to keep your aging superstars.


Here's to you, nippleshorts!

Talk of Peterson and Rice coming back quickly...

09 November 2014 - 09:58 AM

...per NFLN. Trials coming to a completion and talk of compromising between time served and a full suspension.

Not a peep about hardy, SMH.

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