i'm glad you're coming clean. could you divulge more about how you acquired your assets/why you wash your hair with margarine?
I make most of my income dishing out tug-n-chugs behind the SuperDome. Thank god I live in New Orleans; Saints fans are the best customers I could ask for.
As for the margarine, no, I don't wash with it, but I do occasionally run my hands through my hair after yet another "Alejandro Happy Ending!"
(I use a touch of margarine to make schongs even MORE delicious!)
Fan since 2009 huh? Only a bandwagon jumping asshole like yourself would make a comment like this.
I guess you wouldn't know anything about the fact that it took 20 years for your boys to make the playoffs, and 43 years to get their first Superbowl appearance. After 63 years of mediocrity you guys finally won a championship.
That may be, but I need your help. Should I use Peter Pan or Jif when my dog is slobbering on my knob?