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Big A(nus)

Member Since 30 Jun 2013
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#2273781 Panthers have talent, but need to manage expectations

Posted by Big A(nus) on 30 June 2013 - 06:44 PM

Smuckers real natural peanut butter.


That gets Fido a little TOO regular. I prefer to not have to anally douche him before I toss his salad.


#2273740 alejandro has moved beyond PMing men his BMI, but...........

Posted by Big A(nus) on 30 June 2013 - 06:19 PM

i'm glad you're coming clean. could you divulge more about how you acquired your assets/why you wash your hair with margarine?

I make most of my income dishing out tug-n-chugs behind the SuperDome. Thank god I live in New Orleans; Saints fans are the best customers I could ask for.

As for the margarine, no, I don't wash with it, but I do occasionally run my hands through my hair after yet another "Alejandro Happy Ending!"
(I use a touch of margarine to make schongs even MORE delicious!)


#2273724 Panthers have talent, but need to manage expectations

Posted by Big A(nus) on 30 June 2013 - 06:04 PM

Fan since 2009 huh? Only a bandwagon jumping asshole like yourself would make a comment like this.

I guess you wouldn't know anything about the fact that it took 20 years for your boys to make the playoffs, and 43 years to get their first Superbowl appearance. After 63 years of mediocrity you guys finally won a championship.


That may be, but I need your help. Should I use Peter Pan or Jif when my dog is slobbering on my knob?


#2273721 alejandro has moved beyond PMing men his BMI, but...........

Posted by Big A(nus) on 30 June 2013 - 06:02 PM

alejandro's just mad because his mom kept him on a kid leash and floaties


Sounds like my dream date!




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