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Big A(nus)

Member Since 30 Jun 2013
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#2668618 How to deal with rival fans on Huddle

Posted by Big A(nus) on 27 February 2014 - 02:51 PM

No ladies in your life? No worries, some old traditions tracing back to 3rd grade are in order to help the less original so just follow the format:

-obtain peanut butter (preferably organic)

-obtain dog (preferably small)

-deny dog food for 3-4 days

-slather peanut butter on genitals

-enjoy self for 2 or 3 minutes, call maid to come clean up

-post 9 paragraph treatise (with accompanying pictures of all your cool stuff) on Teh Huddle to show dumb rednecks how much cooler/wealthier you are than them

-flop into hippo trench bed (shower optional) after yet another day full of win


#2668614 How to deal with rival fans on Huddle

Posted by Big A(nus) on 27 February 2014 - 02:47 PM

I'm back plebs!


#2278808 Phillys "smart buy" investment artwork

Posted by Big A(nus) on 05 July 2013 - 10:06 PM

You say ladle, he says cereal spoon

My boyfriend always makes the "you're too husky to be only a spoon" joke all the time when we cuddle!


#2278806 UPS makes it Christmas every week!

Posted by Big A(nus) on 05 July 2013 - 10:04 PM

you can buy those at rugged wearhouse for 35.99

Sounds like the perfect place to gear up for my "Bareback Mounting" role playing weekend that me and Bodybag are planning!


#2276106 Saints* in haiku

Posted by Big A(nus) on 02 July 2013 - 11:44 PM

I have no girlfriend.
But I have peanut butter.
And a hungry dog.


#2276041 Random pic thread!

Posted by Big A(nus) on 02 July 2013 - 11:01 PM

PSC, I'd let you unclog my dirty coil and drain line any time you'd like! ;)


#2275497 New artwork! (Funny)

Posted by Big A(nus) on 02 July 2013 - 03:23 PM



rodrigue-lg.jpg

Who needs pornhub when I've got my doggy print collection?


#2274940 Random pic thread!

Posted by Big A(nus) on 02 July 2013 - 12:48 AM

who else would like to share something meaningful about their day/life in general?


Meant to get on the Nautilus to maintain my excellent physique, but somehow (per usual) ended up in a tree watching my neighbors' kids play in their yard. Rotated between my iPad (owning poor people on the huddle, also per usual) and binoculars (to get a better view). Ordered pizza to my secret location, but that had the unfortunate effect of giving my position away to the kids' father, so I had to hustle over to my Bentley and hightail it out of there.


#2274913 Random pic thread!

Posted by Big A(nus) on 01 July 2013 - 11:53 PM

it was a good day full of inexpensive joys


#MutuallyExclusive


#2274777 New artwork! (Funny)

Posted by Big A(nus) on 01 July 2013 - 09:16 PM

I bet Alice butt fugs himself with the statue on the right of the picture

You betcha! With all the, ahem, "stretching exercises" I do, I can fit near anything up there!


#2274544 Phillys "pretty fuggin sweet" builds!

Posted by Big A(nus) on 01 July 2013 - 04:52 PM

And a kick ass shed in an actual yard.


I've also given this some thought. Seems the neighborhood kids have grown wise to my old tricks and can no longer be lured into my old, wooden shed. Thus, I'll be building a military-grade, titanium, model G-261 shed with custom "Blackbeard's revenge" mahogany interior. I'll do all the wiring myself, code the security system, and post pics of it when I'm done. Needless to say, it will be far superior to anything you essentially-homeless plebs could even dream of. That'll show all your poor hicks how pathetic your lives really are!

Welcome to the Alejandro show!


#2273871 alejandro has moved beyond PMing men his BMI, but...........

Posted by Big A(nus) on 30 June 2013 - 08:07 PM

Guys, real quick, I have another problem I need your help with. I love pitching and catching equally, but with my love handles, I can't fit the requisite 2 other guys into my king bed. Anyone know of a high-class custom bed shop in the New Orleans area? Workmanship has to be good enoug for posting on 10-odd forums.


#2273798 Phillys "pretty fuggin sweet" builds!

Posted by Big A(nus) on 30 June 2013 - 07:00 PM

alejandro is a father


Spoiler

The problem with hot dogs, I've found, is that I never can decide which hole I'd most enjoy to stick them in!


#2273788 Phillys "pretty fuggin sweet" builds!

Posted by Big A(nus) on 30 June 2013 - 06:48 PM

Does that mean its Jif and puppy time?

Nah I'll probably load up a couple of pics of PSC and masturbate furiously in the gorge on the left side of my mattress. Then I'll come get my maid or dog to clean up while I consume twinkies until bedtime.


#2273785 alejandro has moved beyond PMing men his BMI, but...........

Posted by Big A(nus) on 30 June 2013 - 06:45 PM

here alejandro read this snippet from french social theorist marshall sahlins via 19th century english explorer william mariner

I can't hear you over the sound of my Bentley that I built all by myself!




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