An extremely insecure person who most likely licks they balls in spare time. This person cares excessively about everything around them and tries hard for approval. He or she acts cool on the outside (or tries to) but in reality they are a true p*ssy at heart. A weenie needs to have a bestest friend and can never do things on his or her own. He or she has the tendency to be wrong or unjust all the time.
Look at that alice-- he shits himself on the bench because he is afraid coach is gonna put him in.
You are such an Alice..two weeks ago you said you wanted to troll a facebook page, and now you act like you didn't and try to deflect it on someone else with a fake text conversation? Get a life (and live it on your own)